Yep, come on in.
Cream!?
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Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:21 AM BSTY
Cream!?
No! He creams enough.
And it was all going so well...
Just as well, I would only of had to knock some out up from somewhere.
'So Inspector, it turns out that this mysterious blackdahlia fellow was lying all along. When did you first suspect his motivations were less then honest?'
'He mentioned studying under Professor Lintburgher at Oxford University in 1923. Yet Professor Lindburgher was the Head of Physics at Strausberg University between 1921 and 1924. He then claimed to have been in the 3rd Battalion Irish Guards during the Seige of Jakata in 1926, the 3rd Battalion Irish Guards were stationed in Singapore in 1926 on port guarding duties only and had yet to be inducted into Far Eastern Command. Finally, for a man claiming to be the son of a Lord, he couldn't even perform the simplest of gentlemanly tasks, to wit, tying a bow tie correctly...Oh yeah and he was a massive twat.'
'I see.'
I miss blackdahlia. 
Oh, hold on, he's not been banned or f**ked-off yet! 
Yes, I noticed that myself...
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 3:51 AM BSTOh, hold on, he's not been banned or f**ked-off yet!
I thought he was a she? Dahlia sounded feminine.
I suck and deciphering genders via forums.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 3:51 AM BSTOh, hold on, he's not been banned or f**ked-off yet!
On that Spy Forum thingy he actually posted a thread about him leaving if he got enough votes.
*starts building polling booth*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 7 2009, 3:48 AM BST'So Inspector, it turns out that this mysterious blackdahlia fellow was lying all along. When did you first suspect his motivations were less then honest?'
'He mentioned studying under Professor Lintburgher at Oxford University in 1923. Yet Professor Lindburgher was the Head of Physics at Strausberg University between 1921 and 1924. He then claimed to have been in the 3rd Battalion Irish Guards during the Seige of Jakata in 1926, the 3rd Battalion Irish Guards were stationed in Singapore in 1926 on port guarding duties only and had yet to be inducted into Far Eastern Command. Finally, for a man claiming to be the son of a Lord, he couldn't even perform the simplest of gentlemanly tasks, to wit, tying a bow tie correctly...Oh yeah and he was a massive twat.'
'I see.'
You are good at this but I'm better than you, no-one even comes close 
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 7 2009, 4:31 AM BSTYou are good at this but I'm better than you, no-one even comes close
Once more I ask you to admit that you're really a 14-year-old boy typing on a laptop underneath a set of Harry Potter sheets.
Or someone living in their parents basement writing catfood jingles on a Casio keyboard...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 7 2009, 4:36 AM BSTOr someone living in their parents basement writing catfood jingles on a Casio keyboard...
I could do that as well if I wanted to
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 7 2009, 4:31 AM BSTYou are good at this but I'm better than you, no-one even comes close
Post a sample of your work in Critique to substantiate this claim.