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Write nice letters to wives at home?????

I'd take Julia "on the road".

Probably need knee pads though.

Sorry Jules. :D x

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:D Douchebag. ;)

Laughing out loud

Well...time to hit the road Wave

I actually had a chance to be one once, but it wasn't meant to be...

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ August 7 2009, 4:07 AM BST

Well...time to hit the road Wave

Me too. Waaaaay past my bedtime. Wave Night!!

I'm trying to decide if I'm tired enough to try to sleep or if I should just keep on writing...

Still packing for tomorrow's trip and trying to put a few thousand songs on the iPhone just in case we get tired of satellite radio.

Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 4:26 AM BST

Still packing for tomorrow's trip and trying to put a few thousand songs on the iPhone just in case we get tired of satellite radio.

Can't remember, flying or driving?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 7 2009, 4:28 AM BST

Can't remember, flying or driving?

Flying from San Antonio to Tampa. Via Nashville, of all places. NOTE TO SOUTHWEST AIRLINES: Nashville is not on the way between San Antonio and Tampa.

Helping the ex pack for a few days until the movers come on Tuesday. (It was supposed to be Monday, but they changed plans this afternoon.) Then we drive to Oklahoma City with stops in Tallahassee and Breaux Bridge, Louisiana. It's about 1400 miles of driving with an elderly cat and an even more elderly Pomeranian.

Well, I think I'm gonna call it a night. We're taking the kids to the zoo, then my husband and I are having a day all to ourselves to spend together. I'd rather be doing laundry or packing, in all honesty. But, oh well. Talk to you all soon.

Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 4:32 AM BST

Flying from San Antonio to Tampa. Via Nashville, of all places. NOTE TO SOUTHWEST AIRLINES: Nashville is not on the way between San Antonio and Tampa.

Helping the ex pack for a few days until the movers come on Tuesday. (It was supposed to be Monday, but they changed plans this afternoon.) Then we drive to Oklahoma City with stops in Tallahassee and Breaux Bridge, Louisiana. It's about 1400 miles of driving with an elderly cat and an even more elderly Pomeranian.

I did a flight to DC as a kid with a stop in Atlanta. Rochester to Atlanta to DC. Makes sense, right? Rolling eyes

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 7 2009, 4:34 AM BST

I did a flight to DC as a kid with a stop in Atlanta. Rochester to Atlanta to DC. Makes sense, right? Rolling eyes

Sometimes they wanted me to fly from Los Angeles to Tampa via Minneapolis. That has to be 4000 miles out of the way.

Have a good night. I'm going to buy the ex a season pass to the Oklahoma City Zoo. We tend to go to the zoo a lot when we're bored.

my kids really wanted to go. I have a hard time being around him and it's hard to be a parent to my kids when he undermines everything I do. My mother-in-law was the one that suggested the day together for us. I just don't have the heart to tell her that her son is a total shit and I want him to leave. But, she is paying for the zoo, so it's not all bad...

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