Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 6 2009, 8:29 PM BSTMy dad wanders around in shorts and a t-shirt all the time, much to my friends' trauma.
Yeah, but my pants are now way too big and and could fall down at any point!
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Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 8:27 PM BSTColder now trousers back on.
Fridge pants?
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 6 2009, 8:31 PM BSTFridge pants?
The size of mine they'd fill the fridge.
Freezer pants? 
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 6 2009, 8:35 PM BSTFreezer pants?
Only if it was one of those big chest freezers in the supermarket?
Seriously I'm thinking of giving mine to Oxfam to send out as tents to disaster zones.
Soon you'll have cool box pants.
I'm getting a pair of those ones David Beckham wears and one the banna's he shoves down the front.
Roo has finally been able to get into her emails and has discovered one of the students she mentored got a first for their practice as research!
{smugmode}
Halfway through another life-threatening lawn mowing under the withering sun.
Just looking a the writer's directory. It's like browsing the personal ads of the Fred But Not Rose West Fan Club.
By the way, any other FBNRWFC members on here?
I prefer John.
That Rose talks a good serial killer game. But does she kill herself when she gets to jail? Nope. She shacks up with a lesbian.
Fred had mystery. He kept it real.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:23 AM BSTI prefer John.
Sounds fishy.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 3:24 AM BSTFred had mystery. He kept it real.
He had solid foundations in the community too.
>_< at both.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:23 AM BSTI prefer John.
Apparently it's the fish he rejects that makes John West the best. Which is f**king obvious as he only sells salmon and tuna. He must reject most of the fish simply because they're not salmon or tuna. Most fish aren't salmon or tuna! Simple! (Do you see what I've done here? Someone polish this turd and send it to Mr McIntyre's Rhetorical Laugh Factory Roadshow.)