Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:43 AM BST*sets best china* Tea?
Tie Guan Yin.
I'm afraid we don't have Jake.
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I hope Jake only actually exists on the internet in binary. I'd be worried for the poor lamb if he actually was flesh-and-blood and walking around. 
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:49 AM BSTTie Guan Yin.
Asda's own do?
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:46 AM BSTWorks for me.
I'm sort-of thinking we could dump him round the back of Chortle when nobody's looking...
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:51 AM BST
Sadly, no, but grazie etc 
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:51 AM BST
How embarrassing! Do we at least have some posh biscuits to offer?
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:51 AM BSTI'm sort-of thinking we could dump him round the back of Chortle when nobody's looking...
Will it involve pain?
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:50 AM BSTI hope Jake only actually exists on the internet in binary. I'd be worried for the poor lamb if he actually was flesh-and-blood and walking around.
I always hear people saying they miss him though?
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:52 AM BSTSadly, no, but grazie etc
*mumble* F**king cheek, coming round 'ere dissing my tea. *mumble*
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:52 AM BSTHow embarrassing! Do we at least have some posh biscuits to offer?
Oh yeah! *runs off to get Smart Price bourbons*
You're in for a treat now young tropfatigue.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:56 AM BSTI always hear people saying they miss him though?
*mumble* F**king cheek, coming round 'ere dissing my tea. *mumble*
Oh yeah! *runs off to get smart price bourbons*
You're in for a treat now young tropfatigue.
Decent of you. Don't be too kind, it will only encourage us to return.
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:53 AM BSTWill it involve pain?
Well, he'd have to be on Chortle, so...?
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:57 AM BSTWell, he'd have to be on Chortle, so...?
He's up for it.
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:57 AM BSTDecent of you. Don't be too kind, it will only encourage us to return.
You've just popped-round at a good time. Our Aryan master is asleep in his bunker. He can get... displeased with us.
*lays flowers on the Birds of a Feather thread*
I ought to go.
Grazie for your time etc and apologies for Blackdahlia.