Fred's Thread Fret Thread

I might need to change the title as it sounds more like a thread threat than a Fred fret.

After seeing some of the recent activity, I find myself very reluctant to start any new threads.
It's better to keep them to a minimum anyway, but there are times when you want to know what someone is eating all the time, or whether uncle Albert was better than Mickey Pearce.

So what threads have people wanted to start but thought better of it?
What threads are people tempted to start?
Try the threads out here & see if they are the sort of threads that people would enjoy.

We can rate them on a scale of BD1 to 10.

I did want to start the thread-

'Are my testicles meant to feel like this?'

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'If I was to leave, would anybody care?... Hello?'

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'Did Anne Frank really just have a biro, or was their a team of writers around her?'

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 6 2009, 9:58 PM BST

We can rate them on a scale of BD1 to 10.

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Is a BD1 high or low?

Do you like the smell of your own farts?

What is the proper dosage of Rohypnol per pound if you want to pull a Joolie?

Do you ever get turned on by the sight of a cat's asshole?

Don't you hate it when popcorn gets stuck in your teeth? What's your removal technique?

Other forums I claim to be popular on:

Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 10:07 PM BST

Other forums I claim to be popular on:

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What is the proper dosage of Rohypnol per pound if you want to pull a Joolie?

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A what now?

BD1's term for women I believe. A bit like Ali G, but without the laughs. Remember that Richard Madeley impression?

Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 10:07 PM BST

Do you ever get turned on by the sight of a cat's asshole?

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Does anyone know how to do a Heimlich online?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 6 2009, 10:13 PM BST

BD1's term for women I believe.

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Ah.

People Shooting Members.

Shooting People's Members

Threads I would wish to see...

"Syd Little Things That Make You Eddie Large"
"The General, General Sir Field-Marshall Hague Thread"
"Things That Make You Go To Jail, Not Collecting £200"
"Millstone Around-Your-Neck Posts"
"Jim Davison RIP"
"Weirdest Allergies (The Seefacts Memorial Thread)"
"The Weather Girls"
"Who Do You Fancy As A Genuine Possibility, Not A Hypothetical?"
"Flatus Report"
"Happy Birthday Ian Huntley!"
"What Are You Listening For?"
"Who Are You Eating?"
"I Read The News Today - Oh, I'm Trevor McDonald, Of Course I Did!"
"Fight-Fight! Cry-Cry!"
"Has Illness Or Injury Ever Forced You To Change Your Spouse?"
"List Of Companies To Send Human Faeces To"
"Top Ten Commandments"
"Maddie McCann or Lord Lucan?"
"Grandmaster Flash or Prince Albert?"

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 1:52 AM BST

"Jim Davison RIP"
"Who Do You Fancy As A Genuine Possibility, Not A Hypothetical?"

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Which came first, the chicken or me?

The Mods on this forum should shut the hell up and worship BD1. Discuss.

Have you ever wanked so hard that the spunk flew out ya cock and into your own eye?

My list of famous Joolies who would shag me if ever they took away the restraining orders.

Has 60 years of the NATO treaty really made the Western world safer?

The Winner Takes It All, The Loser Has A Fall. Have you ever won anything? Or lost at anything? Or breathed in and out at any point in your life?

Give me £3 million in used notes or I will bring my gang of super dudes over from the other forums where I'm loved, respected and treated like a god.