If it comes to a custody dispute, you get him.
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Sad really. The guy seems like he might be genuinely disturbed. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:01 AM BSTJust had a look at a few of his threads/posts over your way. Jesus!
I'll think of Showbiz Spy fondly from now on, you poor bastards.
We're sharing the pain.
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:12 AM BSTIf it comes to a custody dispute, you get him.
Can't you just drive him far out into the depths of the countryside and then abandon him?
Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 2:06 AM BSTThe question remains: are all the women on Showbiz Spy clamoring for a piece of BD, panties around their ankles and squirming in anticipation?
We had a poll covering that question.
http://forum.showbizspy.com/showthread.php?t=4246
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:16 AM BSTCan't you just drive him far out into the depths of the countryside and then abandon him?
Would you share a vehicle with him? Seriously?
Tartpoll? Nice... 
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:19 AM BSThttp://forum.showbizspy.com/showthread.php?t=4246
You could point out to him that he did vote to go f**k himself in this poll.
(Notes dirtyharry's (BD1 other potential f**k) interests include David Icke. 'Nuff said.)
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:20 AM BSTTartpoll? Nice...
God forbid we ever start polling members around here... *shudders*
You and Leevil weren't far off it yesterday. 
It's like a parallel universe. Each one has its own Jake How.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:26 AM BSTYou and Leevil weren't far off it yesterday.
>_< 
If Blackdahlia becomes unbearable you know where to find us.
We'll collect him.
Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 2:34 AM BSTIt's like a parallel universe. Each one has its own Jake How.
Oh, by the way guys, you haven't got our Jake, have you? Easy to spot, has a mad fixation with Waterloo Road. We could negotiate an exchange, perhaps?
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:26 AM BSTYou and Leevil weren't far off it yesterday.
*coughs*
(WHISPERS.) We've got company, Nil.
Quote: tropfatigue @ August 7 2009, 2:35 AM BSTIf Blackdahlia becomes unbearable you know where to find us.
We'll collect him.
Meet halfway across a bridge at dawn?
Easier to dispose of the bodies.
I have no idea what Jake How was like though to be fair.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:40 AM BST*coughs*
(WHISPERS.) We've got company, Nil.
*sets best china* Tea?
Blimey, you don't, do you?
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:43 AM BSTMeet halfway across a bridge at dawn?
Easier to dispose of the bodies.
Works for me.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 2:44 AM BST
Blimey, you don't, do you?
I hear good things, but I never know if people are being sarcastic.