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Who would you choose to repopulate the Earth? Page 2

Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 9:49 PM BST

Scottidog and Dolly Dagger

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You'd have to fight Don for her.

Quote: Timbo @ August 6 2009, 9:55 PM BST

You'd have to fight Don for her.

Don? Why. Has she a sweet spot for Don.

Chip and blackdahlia1

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 6 2009, 9:43 PM BST

I dunno... they'd have quite saggy ones (my OH has seen them in the flesh) :O

Sorry. Your other half has seen Liz Hurley's daughter's breasts? Isn't that wrong?

I saw Liz's Hurleys on an episode of Sharpe once. They weren't saggy then.

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 10:42 PM BST

Sorry. Your other half has seen Liz Hurley's daughter's breasts? Isn't that wrong?

I saw Liz's Hurleys on an episode of Sharpe once they weren't saggy then.

Because they were in a Regency style corset. My OH saw them in a see-thru mac in 1981 (when she tried to be a punk) and they were pretty saggy then. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 6 2009, 10:44 PM BST

Because they were in a Regency style corset.

Ah....someone who knows her history! :)

They impressed me. I was only about fifteen though.

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 10:59 PM BST

Ah....someone who knows her history! :)

They impressed me. I was only about fifteen though.

Ah yes, she wasn't the horsey posh girl she likes everyone to believe.

Jordan and Peter Sutcliffe.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 6 2009, 11:04 PM BST

Ah yes, she wasn't the horsey posh girl she likes everyone to believe.

But wasn't she really just a plastic punk?

Quote: Chappers @ August 6 2009, 11:11 PM BST

But wasn't she really just a plastic punk?

Gawd yeah. Mr Dagger has some photos of her somewhere. But she was only middle-class at best - she's always tried to make out since that she's some aristo.

Quote: Chappers @ August 6 2009, 9:49 PM BST

I thought for one I'd like it to be me - and Fiona Bruce! She is quite intelligent - but not too intelligent!

Fiona Bruce is 50, you're...??? I don't think re-population would be the issue. Cocoa, shortbread biscuits and Dad's Army DVDs would be the only legacy you guys leave behind. ;)

I'd choose two Chavs from the local estate - they can survive just about anything and breed like rabbits. Of course without a diversified gene pool, the offspring will slowly become inbred Morlocks and Lizard Men will take over the Earth (probably).

Robyn and Elliot. The kids would have awesome hair.

Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 2:40 AM BST

Robyn and Elliot. The kids would have awesome hair.

If that's the criteria then why not just clone Bussell and be done with it? Rolling eyes

Bussell making love to himself is nothing new.

Repopulating the earth would at least give him that valid excuse he's always been looking for.

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