Who would you choose to repopulate the Earth?

I'm bored, as you may have guessed not doing things I should, like rewritting my sitcom or flogging cleaning products to neighbours.

And I thought - what happened if the whole human race was going to be wiped out and we could only save two people to reproduce and repopulate the earth.

Who would those two people be and why?

For me

Sir Trevor McDonald and Liz Hurley.

Sir Trevor would provide the brains and a sensible, respectful child while Liz Hurley would make sure that the female kids would have great breasts.

Ken Dodd and the fattest one from Loose Women.

Jordan and Jeff Brazier. No one would notice how stupid, mutated and inbred their descendants would be. And if either died their descendants could go f**k themselves.

Quote: Mike T @ August 6 2009, 9:28 PM BST

Ken Dodd and the fattest one from Loose Women.

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But why?

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 9:25 PM BST

the female kids would have great breasts.

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Paedo.

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 9:29 PM BST

But why?

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Slightly funny fat people with large teeth and a feather obsession...
Would be funny.

Stephen Fry and Ellen de Generes.

I would chose my local butcher and the lady down the road who works in Costcutter.

They may not repopulate the earth, but I just the think the sex would be magnificent. It would rock my world just watching.

Heh. Gay kiddywinks.

Aaron and zooo, 'cos it's going to happen anyway.

Quote: Badge @ August 6 2009, 9:41 PM BST

Aaron and zooo, 'cos it's going to happen anyway.

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Couldn't we just leave it to the apes?

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 9:25 PM BST

Liz Hurley would make sure that the female kids would have great breasts.

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I dunno... they'd have quite saggy ones (my OH has seen them in the flesh).

Quote: Timbo @ August 6 2009, 9:36 PM BST

Stephen Fry and Ellen de Generes.

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It may take forever, It may never get repopulated.
But oh the pithy lines, and sardonic witticisms.

I thought for one I'd like it to be me - and Fiona Bruce! She is quite intelligent - but not too intelligent!

Scottidog and Dolly Dagger