Little Things That Make You Smile Page 18
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 1:20 AM BST
Awww. Thanks.
Although, it hit my sister much, much, much harder. In a way, I'm going to attempt to say it didn't bother me but we all know that isn't true but by this you hopefully get the gist that upset but no heart broken. No, that makes me sound like a heartless bastard. Surely, you know what I'm trying to say...
I do indeed. 
SPAM email subjects can crease me up:
I received this belting genitalia enlargement offer once:
"Down to your knee, for a very small fee"
Anyone else been tickled by these lines of genius?
My favourite similarish thing is on the window of a vet's surgery, which says "Cut Price Neutering."
Pensioners swearing, hilarious.
Not having to work tomorrow. 
Newcastle being relegated brought a strange smile to my face.
BBQ sauce!
Quote: Ed Marks @ August 6 2009, 8:17 PM BSTNewcastle being relegated brought a strange smile to my face.
Well, that's not very nice. *adds Ed Marks to list*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 6 2009, 8:18 PM BSTBBQ sauce!
Ruby Licking BBQ Sauce. From a sausage.....In her underwear......
It's the only way I can avoid ruining my top! I'm not doing a second washload!
ha ha, I paid you the courtesy of checking your links my friend, nice site.
I really should clarify 'strange smile'
Picture this.. you have just broken wind, it's disgusting. If it belonged to someone else you would call the police. You inhale for the second time, the wrinkles deepen on your forehead. You inhale for the third time and are suddenly overwhelmed with pride, as you feel the smile begin to render on your face. STOP! Look in the mirror, that's the smile I'm referring too..
Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 8:21 PM BSTRuby Licking BBQ Sauce. From a sausage.....In her underwear......
A cue for a new version of an old BCG joke...
Where did you find that pic, Rubes? 