Things that piss you off - Page 481

Thursday 6th August 2009 10:16pm

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Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 7:14 PM BST
Free food and sometimes free drink. Last wedding I went to there were 23 glasses of champagne and bucks fizz left over so me and two of my mates polished the lot off. I was BM then though and so f**king deserved it

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See I hope to get out early say 5-6 ish and be down the pub for 7.

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 7:15 PM BST
With beer stains and crisp crumbs.

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Not so many beer stains I've cut back on the booze. Not this precise second as I bought drinks for the guest and now have to go back out and buy them drinks becuase I drunk them.

Lee

Thursday 6th August 2009 10:16pm

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Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 7:15 PM BST
With beer stains and crisp crumbs.

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A vest and pants with socks pulled up, high?

zooo

Thursday 6th August 2009 10:16pm

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Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 7:14 PM BST
I was BM then though and so f**king deserved it

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BridesMaid?

roscoff

Thursday 6th August 2009 10:18pm

Llangattock, Crickhowell

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Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 7:15 PM BST
See I hope to get out early say 5-6 ish and be down the pub for 7.

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Wrong! That's when the women are getting drunk and are open to certain suggestions as they're still week from crying at the wedding. Think Lion and gazelle type thing except the gazelles are sedated.

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 7:16 PM BST
BridesMaid?

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I even shaved.

Gavin

Thursday 6th August 2009 10:19pm

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Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 7:17 PM BST
Wrong! That's when the women are getting drunk and are open to certain suggestions as they're still week from crying at the wedding. Think Lion and gazelle type thing except the gazelles are sedated.

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You aint seen the gazelles. Think wart hog train collided.