Bummer.
(erm, not calling you a bummer, you understand.)
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Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 6:49 PM BSTBummer.
(erm, not calling you a bummer, you understand.)
....Well Alright I'll trust you.
...For now.
Heh!
It wasn't one of those 'plus one' invites was it? Which add a nice extra layer of depressingness on top if you don't have someone to take.
Even better didn't even bother saying +1 it was just. You can come not like you'll have anyone to bring so we didn't bother even wasting the ink implying.
Ha! Ouch.
I hate weddings.
It's worse coz mate keeps coming over saying oooo it's gonna be a larff, and it clearly won't be because it's a wedding, and nothing fun happens with Churchs and kids involved.
Plus I have to go into the Church, and there are people staying in my house.
You can all gather 'round the TV and watch Meet The Newmans.
Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 6:56 PM BSTHa! Ouch.
I hate weddings.
I like weddings except for the best man and groom bit. Been both and didn't enjoy either. Ushers good and you get to chat up the bridesmaids. However twelve year olds are just so immature I find.
Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 6:59 PM BSTYou can all gather 'round the TV and watch Meet The Newmans.
No way. No one know about my work from real life. Keep it seperate.
Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 7:00 PM BSTI like weddings except for the best man and groom bit. Been both and didn't enjoy either. Ushers good and you get to chat up the bridesmaids. However twelve year olds are just so immature I find.
Whats an Usher do? Apart from make awful R&B
Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 7:01 PM BSTWhats an Usher do? Apart from make awful R&B
He seats the people in the correct aisles in the church and when I did it last paid off the musicians. He then goes to the reception drinks all day and tells everyone 'I had her years ago, before she was spoilt' and such like.
Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 7:08 PM BSTHe seats the people in the correct aisles in the church and when I did it last paid off the musicians. He then goes to the reception drinks all day and tells everyone 'I had her years ago, before she was spoilt' and such like.
So they are worker drones...and for no pay.
Thank f**k I ain't one of them...I don't think.
Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 7:01 PM BSTNo way. No one know about my work from real life. Keep it separate.
Like a Superhero? 
Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 7:10 PM BSTSo they are worker drones...and for no pay.
Thank f**k I ain't one of them...I don't think.
Free food and sometimes free drink. Last wedding I went to there were 23 glasses of champagne and bucks fizz left over so me and two of my mates polished the lot off. I was BM then though and so f**king deserved it 
Quote: Leevil @ August 6 2009, 7:13 PM BSTLike a Superhero?
Yup. By day a fat lonely IT worker by night a fat lonely failed writer. I should get a costume.
With beer stains and crisp crumbs.