Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 2:56 PM BSTMorrace, BD1, can't you see that we're trying to make jokes about homosexual masturbation, Maddy McCann and Baby P. on this thread?
Please try and show some decorum, class and good taste with your posts.
Thank you.
Also don't forget EastEnders scandals..
This thread is weird and pointless. You can't take what Tim, Badge and myself said out of context because we were perfectly aware of what we were saying.
Whether it was funny or not, a link in an appropriate thread would have achieved the same point.
And it really isn't the lowest point for the BCG. If anything, it was quite tame.
With all this talk of Maddy and Baby P, it just makes me feel bleh and I'd prefer it if this thread was closed or deleted as it's not funny or worthy enough to exist.
But, whatever... I'm cool 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 6 2009, 2:54 PM BSTYou clearly have not been around long enough Morrace if that was the worse you could find!
Even Aaron has said worse. Still remember his "Nursing a semi" line to Ian W.
Well, I can't help it if I 'have not been around long enough', RubyMae but I'm not used to heterosexual filth, let alone gay filth - cyber or otherwise. Sorry.
Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 3:10 PM BSTI'm not used to heterosexual filth, let alone gay filth - cyber or otherwise. Sorry.
You should get out more.
Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 3:10 PM BSTWell, I can't help it if I 'have not been around long enough', RubyMae but I'm not used to heterosexual filth, let alone gay filth - cyber or otherwise. Sorry.
If it offends you I feel for you and it's your right but at the same time, you have to remember that again, this is a comedy forum and there are not really any rules against it. You would have been far better off talking to Aaron or Ellie privately saying "Look this kind of stuff isn't nice" if you felt so strongly about it but posting this has sadly left you open to attack and serves no purpose but to wind people up.
It would be better if a nice mod closes this thread before it gets out of hand and everyone can walk away and start again.
As Glam says you are either forum or against em!
Boom boom tish!
Ellie is closing this for a little while... move on people. Nadda to see here.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 6 2009, 2:19 PM BSTWasn't it the dad and a male friend who were checking?
No.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 6 2009, 2:19 PM BSTAnd the usual criticism of her was that she wasn't weepy enough?
Was it?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 6 2009, 2:19 PM BSTSo are you being ironic?
No.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 2:27 PM BSTIf I got her pregnant, I'd make her have an abortion and as she left for the clinic, I'd say 'Bloody hell Kate, that's two you've killed now. You can't get enough of that zany baby murdering, you crazy minx.'
Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 2:29 PM BSTShe is quite a yummy mummy. Although I'm perplexed by the hostility she seems to generate. A lot of it seems to me misogyny pure and simple.
chipolata accusing OTHER PEOPLE of being misogynists? 
Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 2:32 PM BSTIronic thing is, he may have to turn to picking up sex slave hookers in Thailand on lads holidays away, and in years to come...
I can't say it.......
Quote: EllieJP @ August 6 2009, 3:19 PM BSTEllie is closing this for a little while...
Woops.