This is a new low for the BCG... Page 3

Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 3:37 AM BST

I feel that it's my duty to post this.

While the cat's away, the mice will play - with themselves.

And you've got the brass neck to moan about my threads!

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Discuss - not necessarily with disgust.

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Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 2:29 PM BST

She is quite a yummy mummy. Although I'm perplexed by the hostility she seems to generate. A lot of it seems to me misogyny pure and simple.

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-- Ms.Ogyny!!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 2:27 PM BST

Anyone else find Kate McCann attractive?

If I ever met her in real life, I'd say 'Don't cry honey, I know you've lost one kid, but I'd be more then happy to whack another one up you.' With a surefire line like that, it would be only moments before we in bed together doing all sorts of nasty business.

If I got her pregnant, I'd make her have an abortion and as she left for the clinic, I'd say 'Bloody hell Kate, that's two you've killed now. You can't get enough of that zany baby murdering, you crazy minx.'

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To be honest, I would f**k the dad- He would be far more grateful, as I couldn't imagine he's been getting any for best part of a couple of years.

Ironic thing is, he may have to turn to picking up sex slave hookers in Thailand on lads holidays away, and in years to come...

I can't say it.......

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Although I'm perplexed by the hostility she seems to generate. A lot of it seems to me misogyny pure and simple.

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Publicity hungry baby murderers have a tendency to bring out the worst in people. Go figure.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Publicity hungry baby murderers have a tendency to bring out the worst in people. Go figure.

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To be fair, she was publicity hungry as she saw it as a way of drumming up money and interest in the search for her missing daughter.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 2:32 PM BST

Ironic thing is, he may have to turn to picking up sex slave hookers in Thailand on lads holidays away, and in years to come...

I can't say it.......

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Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 2:32 PM BST

I can't say it.......

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I'm sure this storyline was used on EastEnders at some point.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 2:38 PM BST

I'm sure this storyline was used on EastEnders at some point.

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What the one where Ian Beale turned out to be Baby P's real dad, and he couldn't get the blood out of the rompa suit as the launderete had closed due to Pauline Fowler's untimely death due to boredom cancer?

Oh god...that is wrong.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 6 2009, 2:46 PM BST

What the one where Ian Beale turned out to be Baby P's real dad, and he couldn't get the blood out of the rompa suit as the launderete had closed due to Pauline Fowler's untimely death due to boredom cancer?

Oh god...that is wrong.

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Now that's funny.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 6 2009, 2:47 PM BST

Now that's funny.

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Thats my problem...

I can't seem to do 'nice' funny.

Hi Blackdahlia1

I don't mind what you say about me - but please don't write within people's '[quote]'s as in this case:

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Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 3:37 AM BST

I feel that it's my duty to post this.

While the cat's away, the mice will play - with themselves.

And you've got the brass neck to moan about my threads!"

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Thanks

Morrace

You clearly have not been around long enough Morrace if that was the worse you could find!

Even Aaron has said worse. Still remember his "Nursing a semi" line to Ian W.

Morrace, BD1, can't you see that we're trying to make jokes about homosexual masturbation, Maddy McCann and Baby P. on this thread?

Please try and show some decorum, class and good taste with your posts.

Thank you.

It's a comedy forum. People are gonna say this stuff. It's better to just ignore it hun if it upsets you.

Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 2:52 PM BST

Hi Blackdahlia1

I don't mind what you say about me - but please don't write within people's 'quote's as in this case:

Thanks

Morrace

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Thanks Morrace.