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Originality of new threads is sadly lacking here Page 2

Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 9:55 AM BST

Ok BD listen up. You're bumping good threads off this page and replacing them with shite. Plain enough? And that is not just my opinion.

How am I bumping good threads off the page?
If members reply to something I post but don't reply to others contributions then I would call that freedom of choice.

Quote: Gavin @ August 6 2009, 10:06 AM BST

Ros you sound like a Wrestler lol

Look at my muscles! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 6 2009, 10:07 AM BST

How am I bumping good threads off the page?
If members reply to something I post but don't reply to others contributions then I would call that freedom of choice.

Their replies mainly consist (but not entirely) of telling you not to post so many threads then taking the piss. A la this thread.

Quote: roscoff @ August 6 2009, 10:40 AM BST

Look at my muscles! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Their replies mainly consist (but not entirely) of telling you not to post so many threads then taking the piss. A la this thread.

I can hack it but I don't understand the reasoning behind it.
:(

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 6 2009, 11:06 AM BST

I can hack it but I don't understand the reasoning behind it.
:(

The content, the rules and the general "way of doing things" on sites such as this develop via the vast majority of happy long-term members who have helped to shape them. What you are essentially criticising is the rest of the membership for not suiting your opinion of what forums should be like. It would be therefore reasonable to suggest that perhaps you should seek a comedy community with which you feel more at home, rather than expect a generally happy community to change to accomodate you. This is a very polite way of saying, "Like it or lump it".

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 11:45 AM BST

This is a very polite way of saying, "Like it or lump it".

The unpolite way being with trousers around ankles and ferociously beating (you) away with a great deal of what the Aussies like to call "spunk"
Whistling nnocently

This frayed thread (like all other Blackdahlia1 threads) is interpolated into a conceptual narrative that smacks of, "Look at me - look at meeee!" We have a choice with Blackdahlia1's threads - either treat them with contempt or some kind of disinfectant. These puerile threads are intrinsically linked to adolescent self-hatred, which in Blackdahlia1's case is understandable. Are Blackdahalia1's incessant ramblings supposed to convince us that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or even chocolate covered cheese dips? I don't think so.

If one examines Blackdahlia1's threads, one is faced with a choice: either accept accidental anti-semanticism, or conclude that Blackdahlia1 is neurologically challenged - I suspect the latter. The late, learned, Butalor Zante, when asked to describe the flaws and and unoriginality of compulsive thread-posters, said "They are total shit". Therefore we conclude that Blackdahlia1's threads are contextualised into a post-cultural neo-literary theory, which exclude truth but at the same time include that which is protected by multi-scrota – total bollocks.

Blackdahlia1 (without realising) coins polysyllabic neologisms in an attempt to make his pathetic, grammar-starved threads sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled with nonsense and more often than not, topped with a rancid faecal-flavoured cherry. Blackdahalia1 is totally besotted with the BCG. He loves to hate it and hates to love it. It's a shame that we are publically seeing the mental instability of Blackdahlia1. He is a bear of very little brain, and long words bother him. Blackdahlia1 obviously needs psychiatric help. His parents probably didn't (or don't) give him enough attention. There again, he could have received regular thrashings from his parents, which in Blackdahlia1's case, is no bad thing. His multiple threads are clearly a cry for help.

Please heed Blackdahlia1's cries, fellow BCGers - and throw him a lead-filled lifebelt.

Quote: Morrace @ August 6 2009, 2:09 PM BST

This frayed thread (like all other Blackdahlia1 threads) is interpolated into a conceptual narrative that smacks of, "Look at me - look at meeee!" We have a choice with Blackdahlia1's threads - either treat them with contempt or some kind of disinfectant. These puerile threads are intrinsically linked to adolescent self-hatred, which in Blackdahlia1's case is understandable. Are Blackdahalia1's incessant ramblings supposed to convince us that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or even chocolate covered cheese dips? I don't think so.

If one examines Blackdahlia1's threads, one is faced with a choice: either accept accidental anti-semanticism, or conclude that Blackdahlia1 is neurologically challenged - I suspect the latter. The late, learned, Butalor Zante, when asked to describe the flaws and and unoriginality of compulsive thread-posters, said "They are total shit". Therefore we conclude that Blackdahlia1's threads are contextualised into a post-cultural neo-literary theory, which exclude truth but at the same time include that which is protected by multi-scrota – total bollocks.

Blackdahlia1 (without realising) coins polysyllabic neologisms in an attempt to make his pathetic, grammar-starved threads sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled with nonsense and more often than not, topped with a rancid faecal-flavoured cherry. Blackdahalia1 is totally besotted with the BCG. He loves to hate it and hates to love it. It's a shame that we are publically seeing the mental instability of Blackdahlia1. He is a bear of very little brain, and long words bother him. Blackdahlia1 obviously needs psychiatric help. His parents probably didn't (or don't) give him enough attention. There again, he could have received regular thrashings from his parents, which in Blackdahlia1's case, is no bad thing. His multiple threads are clearly a cry for help.

Please heed Blackdahlia1's cries, fellow BCGers - and throw him a lead-filled lifebelt.

Having just had the misfortune of reading one of your threads I think you need a wake up call.

blackdahlia, why don't you start your own comedy forum. It has worked awfully well in the past for other members.

Seriously though, if you don't like it here, why stay? I wouldn't.

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 2:34 PM BST

Seriously though, if you don't like it here, why stay? I wouldn't.

Are you really happy here, zooo? Really? Look deep into yourself now... Unimpressed

*pisses self with happiness*

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 2:34 PM BST

blackdahlia, why don't you start your own comedy forum. It has worked awfully well in the past for other members.

Seriously though, if you don't like it here, why stay? I wouldn't.

It fascinates me to read the trash posted by the likes of Morrace, who receives no warnings, never mind a ban from the Mods.

You don't know what Morrace has or hasn't received from the mods.

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 2:39 PM BST

You don't know what Morrace has or hasn't received from the mods.

A gift basket? An STD? A signed DVD of 'On the Buses'?

If Morrace gets something from the Mods, then I want something too.

*holds breath and puffs out cheeks*

I've had warnings. They're overrated.

Fascination is a glamorous thing.

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