http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8159985.stm
Aren't kids hilariously retarded...
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Ah... bless. Makes me want to be delightfully ignorant again. (As opposed to just ignorant.)
My personal favourites:
E: It is not brilliantly easy, I keep on spending it. I saved £68 when I had just had my birthday. I'll probably save it until I'm a grown-up and then spend it on a house, and the bills, and to feed my children.
K: I think it is hard to save up money, because you have to be good and that is really complicated for me. I have to make my bed, wash up and all that, but sometimes I can't be bothered so I don't get any money.
G: I would spend £55,365.01.
E: The 1p is vital
I think children are going to be the next source for me to plagiarise. 
Quote: The Giggle-o @ August 6 2009, 2:30 AM BSTI think children are going to be the next source for me to plagiarise.
Like Art Linkletter? Wow, I just checked Wikipedia and he's still alive at 97!
I think an evil man called Michael Barrymore did the Uk equivalent 'Kids say the funniest things'. 'Top, middle or bottom' was his catchphrase and he always went for the bottom.
Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 2:35 AM BSTLike Art Linkletter? Wow, I just checked Wikipedia and he's still alive at 97!
I just checked to find out who he is, and I'm still not sure. Long marriage, though.
I was just out on the deck watching the bats feeding. Some of the bugs were so big I could see what the bats were chasing from 50 feet away.
Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 2:44 AM BSTI was just out on the deck watching the bats feeding. Some of the bugs were so big I could see what the bats were chasing from 50 feet away.
Perhaps you just have good eyesight...
Or it was a plane crash and he hasn't got such great eyesight.
Quote: Robert D @ August 6 2009, 2:47 AM BSTPerhaps you just have good eyesight...
My glasses are as thick as I am.
Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 2:52 AM BSTMy glasses are as thick as I am.
My glasses are about 1cm thick at the edges.
Quote: Robert D @ August 6 2009, 2:53 AM BST
My glasses are about 1cm thick at the edges.
You wear your sunglasses at night...?
Quote: Robert D @ August 6 2009, 2:53 AM BSTMy glasses are about 1cm thick at the edges.
Mine are about half that, but I pay a lot of money for the super-duper thin lenses that darken in sunlight and are somewhat scratch-resistant. Line-less bifocals, too.
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*yawn*
*throws screwed up rizzla into Nil's mouth*