Quote: Chappers @ August 5 2009, 9:55 PM BSTThat is sooooooooooooooooo limp.
Quote: ellen farey @ August 5 2009, 9:43 PM BSTdeath by arty jokes ? aaarrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew I'd come to the wrong site
Quote: Chappers @ August 5 2009, 9:55 PM BSTThat is sooooooooooooooooo limp.
Hello!! 'death by arty jokes. It's supposed to be limp.
Read the thread right through, pal - or go to critique.
I'm lost
Quote: ellen farey @ August 5 2009, 10:55 PM BSTI'm lost
From where to where?
from artichokes to limp
I'd just leave this thread and check some others. 
I'm deserting my own thread, how sad is that ?
Think of it as expanding your horizons.
Or, moving away from the mentalists.
Whichever takes your fancy.
hmm, this is all new to me so I'll take your advice and expand .
Quote: ellen farey @ August 5 2009, 11:17 PM BSThmm, this is all new to me so I'll take your advice and expand .
What are you pissed off about, who are you, what are your aspirations?
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 5 2009, 11:16 PM BSTOr, moving away from the mentalists.
Actually, I'm a sentimentalist.
erm, I have a broken heart, feeling a bit sorry for myself, so was seeking a lift (so to speak). I know Chappers and he suggested I come here for inspiration and a laugh. I'm an aspiring counsellor actually x
Here's a thread for you:
Topic: When I find myself in times of trouble...
Quote: ellen farey @ August 5 2009, 11:38 PM BSTerm, I have a broken heart, feeling a bit sorry for myself, so was seeking a lift (so to speak). I know Chappers and he suggested I come here for inspiration and a laugh. I'm an aspiring counsellor actually x
Hearts don't get broken Ellen they sometimes get strained. You are the Goddess of your own universe. Sometimes people like to abnegate responsibilty for their own hapiness, but all it takes is a decision not to make it so. And a large Jack Daniels and a wink at the barman!
Quote: Marc P @ August 5 2009, 11:43 PM BSTYou are the Goddess of your own universe.
Oooh, I like that. I'll use it to get the wife's knickers off!
Good evening Ellen. Stick around, we'll be funny soon.
Darn.