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I like arms. And a hairy chest.
And pretty eyes. And soft hair. And nice pouty lips.

Yummm.

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2009, 10:13 PM BST

I like arms. And a hairy chest.
And pretty eyes. And soft hair. And nice pouty lips.

Yummm.

Yes, but what do you like about another person? Pleased

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2009, 10:13 PM BST

I like arms. And a hairy chest.
And pretty eyes. And soft hair. And nice pouty lips.

Yummm.

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Ha!
At both. :)

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2009, 10:16 PM BST

Ha!
At both. :)

:D

I didn't mean it. Errr

I always liked my Thai ladyboys to have their balls and boobies positioned thusly, that they hit my back at the same time.

A woman who actually says what she means. However my expedition to discover such a beast has run into trouble due a similar project to find a Dale Winton look alike on Mars. The latter bid succeeding due to it's greater chance of success.

All hate mail should PM'd to Sooty. He likes it :)

Hairy tits!

Only joking, without a doubt, the sexiest thing I find on a woman aside from the obvious bits and pieces are when they have those two little dimples just above their buttocks. Phwoar.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 5 2009, 10:15 PM BST
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Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 5 2009, 10:55 PM BST

when they have those two little dimples just above their buttocks. Phwoar.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 5 2009, 10:49 PM BST

I'm waiting for Morrace to sell me his cute ass.

I once saw a woman with a very tasteful black tulip tatooed near her shoulder blade. This for some reason I found extremely sexy. And still do. However painted ladies don't really do it for me.

Quote: roscoff @ August 5 2009, 11:08 PM BST

However painted ladies don't really do it for me.

Lady clowns?

EDIT: Clunts?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 9:42 PM BST

Okay, slightly influenced by this thread https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14267/17 , is there anything slightly odd that attracts you to someone?

For example, I have a bit of a thing for hands. I like big, well kept, and clean ones.

I also have a friend who loves freckles and another who loves it when women eat meat.

What about you? The first male BCGer who says "a penis" gets a lolly.

I have small hands, quite broad though with short stubby fingers apparently. But I have just started classical guitar lessons regardless. :)

I have a woman's hands. Trufax!

Quote: roscoff @ August 5 2009, 11:15 PM BST

I have a woman's hands. Trufax!

They're in his fridge next to that hitchhiker's head. Trufax!

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