Some bloke called Dave said I should register here cos I need cheering up. Can anyone cheer me up? I tried tickling myself but that didn't work. I tried telling myself a couple of jokes but nuffink. Even Dave did his best but I'm still not laughing. Help me !!
I wouldn't come on here then!
Q: What does an elephant keep up his trunk?
A: An 8ft bogey.
Welcome Ellen, I wouldn't get your hopes up. 
Thanks Nil, that was a good start anyway x
A ratfunk walks up to the bar. the barman says "The usual?" The ratfunk replies, "Yes please – but mix it with a president uncared cardiolgy in a large fernticle." The barman looked at the ratfunk curiously. "Why?" said the barman. The ratfunk replied, " because it soavemente pearls my scaphocephaly"
Welcome to the cabbage.
Good evening.
What is your pizza topping of choice?
artichokes
As opposed to not very arty chokes.
Quote: ellen farey @ August 5 2009, 9:34 PM BSTartichokes
Arty Jokes
Quote: ellen farey @ August 5 2009, 9:34 PM BSTartichokes
That is not an acceptable answer! I think that we may have to have you killed. Sorry. 
death by arty jokes ? aaarrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew I'd come to the wrong site
Quote: ellen farey @ August 5 2009, 9:43 PM BSTdeath by arty jokes ? aaarrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew I'd come to the wrong site
--- and the first Arty Joke is:
A couple go to an Art Gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
That is sooooooooooooooooo limp.