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Quote: Robert D @ August 4 2009, 9:38 PM BSTEat lettuce?
Less caffeine?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 4 2009, 10:07 PM BSTLess caffeine?
I'm not a great tea or coffee drinker. I tend to stick to water or ASDA's own Lemonade. 
Supermarket brand lemonade is always surprisingly very good. Asda and Morrison's especially.
Cloudy lemonade is the bestest.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 5 2009, 7:56 PM BSTCloudy lemonade is the bestest.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 5 2009, 7:56 PM BSTCloudy lemonade is the bestest.
I cannot agree. 
Have we done the teeth falling out?
Dear Deidre,
Does anyone have any solutions for how you might rid yourself of an ex-partner who regularly invades your dreams? My ex- (of 7 years, mother to my kids) seems to enter my dreams at least once a week. In these dreams she devises new ways to dump me in ever-weirder surroundings. (For example, this week the rejection seemed to take place in a giant underground rabbit warren for no discernable reason...?).
Yours,
"Perplexed" of Bristol.
Dear Perplexed,
Kill her. Kill her now!
Yours,
"Deadly" Deidre of Holloway.
Dear Perplexed,
You're dumped
Yours,
Deidre
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 6 2009, 1:31 AM BSTDear Deidre,
Does anyone have any solutions for how you might rid yourself of an ex-partner who regularly invades your dreams? My ex- (of 7 years, mother to my kids) seems to enter my dreams at least once a week. In these dreams she devises new ways to dump me in ever-weirder surroundings. (For example, this week the rejection seemed to take place in a giant underground rabbit warren for no discernable reason...?).
Yours,
"Perplexed" of Bristol.
Perplexed, if you've ever watched 'Flatliners' you'll know what to do.
Do one of those long spits into someone's face while you're holding them down?
OMGZ! I had a dream I went 'round Aaron's house for tea last night. It was really bizarre. You introduced me to your brother, who was an absolute psychopath and reminiscent of Private Pyle.
Aaron, you took me into your garden, which was huge and a weird mix of giant train sets and big mud pools, which you proceeded to splash about in.
I just stood there, confused as hell, smoking a fag, which you hated. But then your brother joined me and that really pissed you off. Ellie popped her head in somewhere too.
Next thing, we're in your living room and your brother is showing me his army memorabilia. When out of nowhere (almost ghost like) a woman, who I presume was zooo sits down next to me, giving me evils!
I don't remember much else, but it was bloody weird and oddly enough, not counting the random mud pool incident, Aaron seemed like a very decent chap.
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Quote: Leevil @ October 23 2009, 12:05 PM BSTAaron seemed like a very decent chap.
And it was only at this point that you suspected you were dreaming, right?