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Are large boobs every girl's dream attributes? Page 14

Quote: Morrace @ August 5 2009, 4:51 PM BST

I heard that was slang for a black man's semen.

There was a joke there about if it was butter, it would be salted but notice I didn't go there.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 4:52 PM BST

Why, what do you use on yours?

:P

I don't really have boobs as such. Well, unless I'm really leaning over and want someone to buy me a drink.

Quote: Morrace @ August 5 2009, 4:53 PM BST

Sorry, mate - I'm coconut shy.

Pity. It's true, I've been told it on two unrelated occasions.

Do you do a lot of Bounty eating?

Quote: David Bussell @ August 5 2009, 4:54 PM BST

I don't really have boobs as such. Well, unless I'm really leaning over and want someone to buy me a drink.

Yeah they are great for that!

I mean, um... Olive oil is great on legs.

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Do you do a lot of Bounty eating?

No. And that's the weird thing, I don't particularly like coconut myself. Which is unfortunate.

I love coconut!

That sounded bad...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Olive oil is great on legs.

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Yeah they are great for that!

Whereas sticking my crotch in someone's face has rarely got me a free drink. :(

Try getting your chesticles out instead then.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 5:02 PM BST

That sounded bad...

That depends on where you're standing.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 5 2009, 5:02 PM BST

Whereas sticking my crotch in someone's face has rarely got me a free drink. :(

I dunno. Try it in a leopard print thong on gay night.

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2009, 5:03 PM BST

Try getting your chesticles out instead then.

I refer to them as sweater bunnies.

Quote: zooo @ August 5 2009, 5:03 PM BST

Try getting your chesticles out instead then.

I'm not that sort of girl! Unimpressed

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 5 2009, 5:03 PM BST

That depends on where you're standing.

Plymouth?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 5:04 PM BST

Plymouth?

Oh, sounds quite good then. I'm a big fan of the Hoe down there.

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