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She is one hell of a looker.

Chipolata's flirting with a receptionist via email. He's just done a cracking joke about wearing Brut aftershave.

This place seems a bit dead today. Where is everyone?

Ellie is working in Bristol today.

Oooh. Wave

How'd the table football tournament go, El?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 5 2009, 12:46 PM BST

Ellie is working in Bristol today.

Welcome. Wave

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 5 2009, 12:51 PM BST

Welcome. Wave

You there too?

Indeedy. I'm living in my home city thesedays.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 5 2009, 12:47 PM BST

Oooh. Wave

Hello! I'm in Clifton!

Quote: chipolata @ August 5 2009, 12:47 PM BST

How'd the table football tournament go, El?

It's on pause at the moment, but I've made the semis. We're havign a play off when everyone gets back from hol!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 5 2009, 1:03 PM BST

Hello! I'm in Clifton!

A few miles away from where I live. The village is a lovely place to hang out. Also, a nice place for a drink is the nearby Avon Gorge Hotel bar, which has a terrace section overlooking the gorge and the bridge. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 5 2009, 1:07 PM BST

A few miles away from where I live. The village is a lovely place to hang out. Also, a nice place for a drink is the nearby Avon Gorge Hotel bar, which has a terrace section overlooking the gorge and the bridge. :)

Are you asking Ellie on a date? :O

No, I am merely making a pleasant suggestion for where someone might like have a drink whilst in Clifton. I think that is fairly obvious, to be fair.

Just been in the photocopying room and there's a flier asking people if they'd like to appear on Come Dine With Me. I might email them and serve up my legendary Satsuma Surprise.

Quote: chipolata @ August 5 2009, 1:31 PM BST

Just been in the photocopying room and there's a flier asking people if they'd like to appear on Come Dine With Me. I might email them and serve up my legendary Satsuma Surprise.

I already posted about my friend's satsuma surprise (well it surprised the doctor who had to remove them).

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