Quote: Loopey @ August 2 2009, 2:07 AM BSTHot chocolate anyone? I think it's in this cupboard... What's this? Who put all these departed BCG'ers in here?
They never leave. 
Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:01 AM BSTProbably is. Most things that sound horrible are nice.
Anal rape?
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:41 AM BSTYeah, good point. But I think even as a man you're entitled to raise your voice when a woman invades your anus without your consent. (Though God knows what law Harriet Harman's planning next.)
Ha!
*taps Tim's crotch*
Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:45 AM BSTSo what emoticons didn't you use...
... oh, quite a few.
He's just trying to be billwill.
Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:52 AM BSTI take that back, it says The Green Green Grass is coming back for certain. What a load of old rubbish. It's a maybe at most.
As far as we know at the moment, yes...
Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 2:00 PM BSTHow do you know there isn't a game called "Legos"?
Because we've had the discussion with that other North American mentalist Curt in the past.
Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 5:09 PM BST*taps Tim's crotch*
Does it sound hollow?
Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 4:10 AM BSTMmm, Arrogant Bastard ...
Handy if your workplace plays Secret Santa and you are unsure of what to give to a chubby colleague.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. *saw this on a carnie's t-shirt, it made me smile.*"
Hey... I've got one of those T-shirts.
Picture is a Dragon sitting under a tree, bits of armour scattered around & dragon is picking his/her teeth with the Knight's lance.
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2009, 5:16 PM BSTAs far as we know at the moment, yes...
Fair point.
I know it probably will return but with no official word of it returning then I find what Wikipedia presents to be a load of rubbish. I can't see John Sullivan or someone like that who knows what's happening to be editing his own page on Wikipedia.
Or perhaps he does...
Just finished another evening of ingratiating myself with my neighbors. The women will come to hate me as their men realize that it's possible to drink a beer without asking their spouse for permission.
Nice people, actually. I had a good conversation about life in Panama in the 80s with someone who lived there at the time.
Nobody home?
Quote: DaButt @ August 5 2009, 2:49 AM BSTNobody home?
I'm here.
(Half an hour after he asks)
Quote: Robert D @ August 5 2009, 3:21 AM BSTI'm here.
Have any beer? I'm almost out.
Quote: DaButt @ August 5 2009, 3:24 AM BSTHave any beer? I'm almost out.
I'm got some ASDA's own Lemonade or water. You choose...
*checks clock*
*smiles*
*leaves room*
I'm tryin' to sleep in here!
... *shakes fist* ...
Oh, yeah!
*enters room*
*retrieves used condoms, discarded needles, soiled nappies and spent dildos - depositing them in black refuse sack*
*tuts*
*leaves room*
