Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 4 2009, 7:44 PM BST
Many thanks. Shall resist kicking the cat.
Things that piss you off Page 478
The f**king Dustbin men and their wagon's.
They love it.
Sitting in the road, holding me up-they're always there when you're late.
Also, when we've forgotten to put it the wheelie out, they won't go the extra yard and take it from your garden for you.
So I have a f**king week of trying to cram the whole weeks worth into the already packed wheelie bin from the week before-that's when I abuse Mr Sharmin from next door and illegally put my rubbish bags in his bin. He must be a 100 or so, and only lives on soup and 'Meals on Wheels' so his bin is generally empty.
Huh...breathe.
Getting I.D'd at my local shop, when trying to buy Baccy. 
I knew I shouldn't have shaved my "beard" off.
Now I have no shmokes
Hee. You do have the face of a tiny baby.
Yes, I keep it in a jar... I mean, oi!
Quote: zooo @ August 4 2009, 10:31 PM BSTHee. You do have the face of a tiny baby.
I'm going to use that tomoro..
Not at children obviously.
Quote: Leevil @ August 4 2009, 10:26 PM BSTGetting I.D'd at my local shop
Welcome to the baby face club!
Do I have to sign a register to join that club? 
Quote: roscoff @ August 4 2009, 7:43 PM BSTLosing my phone
*Sneaks phone back into Roscoff's pocket* 
Waking up far, far earlier than I need to.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 5 2009, 6:24 AM BSTWaking up far, far earlier than I need to.
Snap! but then I have piggy flu
Quote: ShoePie @ August 5 2009, 6:45 AM BSTSnap! but then I have piggy flu
For real? Get well soon. 
Get well soon, Shoepie.
Quote: ShoePie @ August 5 2009, 6:45 AM BSTSnap! but then I have piggy flu
Oh god, SHOOPI!!!
It's was that pig boy, wasn't it? I told you to use something.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 5 2009, 3:52 PM BSTOh god, SHOOPI!!!
It's was that pig boy, wasn't it? I told you to use something.
Apparently it's not, the pandemic flu line said it probably wasn't piggy flu and that I was just being a big pussy!
I wasn't even going to ring them but I have a rubbish immune system and my dad gave me a bollocking for not calling! Doesn't make me feel any better though