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Has illness or injury forced you to change career? Page 5

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:08 PM BST

Pritt Stick is for the under-13s, Evostick is the teenager's choice of high-inducing adhesive.

Evostick Warriors Form of "Generic 80's Rock Chick!"

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 4:07 PM BST

Really? When I was 13 I made Airfix models too. Was up to 30 Spitfires a week before the intervention.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Evostick Warriors Form of "Generic 80's Rock Chick!"

Laughing out loud Oh yeah, I even used it in my hair.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 4:07 PM BST

Really? When I was 13 I made Airfix models too. Was up to 30 Spitfires a week before the intervention.

They had the glue that destroyed the cockpit because the fumes were so awesome!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:09 PM BST

Laughing out loud Oh yeah, I even used it in my hair.

I like Dolly

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 3:47 PM BST

No they were from the cover to a sales brochure for Which Micro magazine.

I could just see a photostory from 'My Guy' or something there.

For example:

Debbie thought Kevin was really dreamy - she even didn't mind his glasses - but he always wanted to spend Saturday afternoons browsing electrical shops and she would rather have gone to the flicks.

She just wanted him to notice her new pixie boots but he was too busy getting advice about new-fangled gadgets from Richard Pryor.

Then they always had to go back to his house and look at his TV with his grandad and little brother. "I think Kevin might be really into me", Debbie thought....

:D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:21 PM BST

I could just see a photostory from 'My Guy' or something there.

For example:

Debbie thought Kevin was really dreamy - she even didn't mind his glasses - but he always wanted to spend Saturday afternoons browsing electrical shops and she would rather have gone to the flicks.

She just wanted him to notice her new pixie boots but he was too busy getting advice about new-fangled gadgets from Richard Pryor.

Then they always had to go back to his house and look at his TV with his grandad and little brother. "I think Kevin might be really into me", Debbie thought....

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She was in my first play wot I took up to the Edinburgh Festival about the time of those pics.

:)

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 4:25 PM BST

[She was in my first play wot I took up to the Edinburgh Festival about the time of those pics.

:)

I wonder why you cast her... Whistling nnocently

My sister used to buy all those mags.

I cast her because I met her in the local pub, she told me she was in an amateur play, I said really that's interesting because I am taking a play up to the Edinburgh festival this year... which was a big fat lie... to which she replied ooh I'd be interested in that. Shortly after that I wrote a play and quickly booked a venue.

:)

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 4:30 PM BST

I cast her because I met her in the local pub, she told me she was in an amateur play, I said really that's interesting because I am taking a play up to the Edinburgh festival this year... which was a big fat lie... to which she replied ooh I'd be interested in that. Shortly after that I wrote a play and quickly booked a venue.

:)

:D And was it worth it?

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2009, 4:07 PM BST

Still trying to get a job with Hallmark?

A job with Hallmark?
You're having a laugh
They'd be so lucky with
Me on their staff

You'd be much better
With your way with words
Like, 'cock-sucking c**t'
And 'cream-covered turds'

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:31 PM BST

:D And was it worth it?

I ended up going out with her sister! :D

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 4:33 PM BST

I ended up going out with her sister! :D

And was that a plus or a minus?

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 4:33 PM BST

I ended up going out with her sister! :D

Oh sorry yes, it was a really worthwile artistic experience and when we went the next year it was even better as we had just ever so slightly more of a clue what we were doing.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:34 PM BST

And was that a plus or a minus?

All good. ;)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:21 PM BST

I could just see a photostory from 'My Guy' or something there.

For example:

Debbie thought Kevin was really dreamy - she even didn't mind his glasses - but he always wanted to spend Saturday afternoons browsing electrical shops and she would rather have gone to the flicks.

She just wanted him to notice her new pixie boots but he was too busy getting advice about new-fangled gadgets from Richard Pryor.

Little did she realise that Kevin was planning to replace her brain with a microchip and make her into his own private sex-bot. Debbie really didn't mind though, she was too wrapped up in whether people noticed her footwear or not.

Thanks to 'Which Micro' Kevin's dreams came true and you too can amaze your family by building your very own sex-bot. (Richard Pryor not included).

Sorry just got here, national peado day?

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