Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:31 PM BSTHe'll then get off with a sleazy Italian bloke round the back of Waitrose.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:31 PM BSTHe'll then get off with a sleazy Italian bloke round the back of Waitrose.
Well, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets. Tesco and Sainsbury are complete homophobes. Asda is fairly bi-curious, whilst Morrison's is disinterested, it being asexual.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 10:50 PM BSTWell, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets. Tesco and Sainsbury are complete homophobes. Asda is fairly bi-curious, whilst Morrison's is disinterested, it being asexual.
I go to Lidl and have sex with the homeless.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 10:50 PM BSTWell, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets.
In my wide experience (of supermarkets not, you know,the other) I have to agree !
Maybe they have superior quiches ?
They have superior everything!
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 11:35 PM BSTThey have superior everything!
The lottery is £1.20 ! 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:57 PM BSTI go to Lidl and have sex with the homeless.
I wish you wouldn't do it in the queue, it's a long enough wait already.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 10:50 PM BSTWell, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets. Tesco and Sainsbury are complete homophobes. Asda is fairly bi-curious, whilst Morrison's is disinterested, it being asexual.
Surley that's Prowler?
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:39 PM BSTI wish you wouldn't do it in the queue, it's a long enough wait already.
An extra 18 seconds isn't too onerous surely ?
It's the clean up that takes so long.
Before Morrison's took them over, I used to have sex the Safeway.
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:45 PM BSTIt's the clean up that takes so long.
http://www.lidl.co.uk/uk/home.nsf/pages/c.o.20090804.p.Rain_Cape.ar3
Quote: Morrace @ August 2 2009, 11:54 PM BSTBefore Morrison's took them over, I used to have sex the Safeway.
Self service checkout ?
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 2 2009, 11:59 PM BSTSelf service checkout ?
No - it was the '6 Inches Or Less'.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 2 2009, 11:32 PM BSTIn my wide experience (of supermarkets not, you know,the other)
