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I need to confess to something. Page 3

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:31 PM BST

He'll then get off with a sleazy Italian bloke round the back of Waitrose.

Have-a you-a been-a following-a me-a?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:31 PM BST

He'll then get off with a sleazy Italian bloke round the back of Waitrose.

Well, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets. Tesco and Sainsbury are complete homophobes. Asda is fairly bi-curious, whilst Morrison's is disinterested, it being asexual.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 10:50 PM BST

Well, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets. Tesco and Sainsbury are complete homophobes. Asda is fairly bi-curious, whilst Morrison's is disinterested, it being asexual.

I go to Lidl and have sex with the homeless.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 10:50 PM BST

Well, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets.

In my wide experience (of supermarkets not, you know,the other) I have to agree !

Maybe they have superior quiches ?

:D

They have superior everything!

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 11:35 PM BST

They have superior everything!

The lottery is £1.20 ! :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:57 PM BST

I go to Lidl and have sex with the homeless.

I wish you wouldn't do it in the queue, it's a long enough wait already.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 10:50 PM BST

Well, Waitrose is the most gay-friendly of the supermarkets. Tesco and Sainsbury are complete homophobes. Asda is fairly bi-curious, whilst Morrison's is disinterested, it being asexual.

Surley that's Prowler?

Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:39 PM BST

I wish you wouldn't do it in the queue, it's a long enough wait already.

An extra 18 seconds isn't too onerous surely ?

;)

It's the clean up that takes so long.

Before Morrison's took them over, I used to have sex the Safeway.

Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:45 PM BST

It's the clean up that takes so long.

http://www.lidl.co.uk/uk/home.nsf/pages/c.o.20090804.p.Rain_Cape.ar3

Quote: Morrace @ August 2 2009, 11:54 PM BST

Before Morrison's took them over, I used to have sex the Safeway.

Self service checkout ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 2 2009, 11:59 PM BST

Self service checkout ?

No - it was the '6 Inches Or Less'.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 2 2009, 11:32 PM BST

In my wide experience (of supermarkets not, you know,the other)

Laughing out loud

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