Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 11:03 PM BSTShow me a faithful billionairre zooo and I'll stand corrected. As for roscoff wondering whether women would only want him for his money, I think we both know the answer to that.
Only joking roscoff, I think you're a hunk - which is just a superficial as liking you for your money, but hey ho.
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Bill Gates? The Pope? Steve Jobs?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 11:03 PM BSTShow me a faithful billionairre zooo and I'll stand corrected. As for roscoff wondering whether women would only want him for his money, I think we both know the answer to that.
Only joking roscoff, I think you're a hunk - which is just as superficial as liking you for your money, but hey ho.
I don't need money. All I need is comedy!!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:40 PM BSTOh baby.
The Hef is just doing what all men would do if they had the money and where with all. The women who accept cash, fame and gifts in exchange for putting an 83 year old's wrinkly knob in their mouths, they're the disgusting ones.
At 83 I am just impressed he has the where with all.
Griff, where can I send my pound?
Griff, do you take luncheon vouchers?
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:59 PM BSTYou said ALL MEN would have a harem of young blondes if they had the money.
Well not just blondes, obviously - you had a good point there.
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:06 PM BST.
Bill Gates? The Pope? Steve Jobs?
The Pope is a billionairre? I'm sure Bill Gates gets enough on the side, either that or his wife does the kinky stuff that even a hooker would say no to.
Steve Jobs built his own iWhore 12 years ago, but the powercell has given him liver cancer. Trufax.
Quote: roscoff @ August 2 2009, 11:07 PM BST
Perhaps the most beautiful woman who ever lived?
Who she be?
Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 11:09 PM BSTPerhaps the most beautiful woman who ever lived?
roscoff?
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 11:10 PM BSTWho she be?
Raquel Welch.
I didn't understand why they sold pillows with her likeness in the back of comic books when I was 8 years old, but I understood very well by the time I was 14.
Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 11:09 PM BSTPerhaps the most beautiful woman who ever lived?
Nope.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 11:10 PM BSTroscoff?
Shucks 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 2 2009, 3:46 PM BSTI'd very much like the insane wealth, but if it was a choice between the two, I'd go for making a modest living as a writer.
You sir, are a mong.
Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 11:03 PM BSTI read Slag's post. But I will not tell.
Oh, I just realised I did read it after all! Heh.
Quote: roscoff @ August 2 2009, 11:13 PM BST
Yep, but Raquel always looked dirtier.
Quote: Timbo @ August 2 2009, 11:16 PM BSTYep, but Raquel always looked dirtier.
Yes indeed. So dirty that we both needed a bath. But I've never fantasized about that ...
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:40 PM BSTOh baby.
And can I just point out, that it's not Hef being the disgusting one (or two) in that relationship. The Hef is just doing what all men would do if they had the money and where with all. The women who accept cash, fame and gifts in exchange for putting an 83 year old's wrinkly knob in their mouths, they're the disgusting ones.
And the truth shall set you free! Hugh Heffner is the jammiest old bastard in the history of humanity.
Quote: Timbo @ August 2 2009, 11:16 PM BSTYep, but Raquel always looked dirtier.
Personnaly I like the innocent look 