I suspect he has alzheimers and just keeps forgetting where he left his floozies.
I was most impressed by his video collection.
I suspect he has alzheimers and just keeps forgetting where he left his floozies.
I was most impressed by his video collection.
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:25 PM BSTTwins!
Unless they really have all surgeried themselves up to look exactly the same.
They are twins and they are 19.
That's actually disgusting. I wonder how young the old skank would go.
Their parents must be so proud.
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:27 PM BSTWhat's the point in having numerous 'girlfriends' (whores) if they all look EXACTLY the same? You might as well be with the same girl every time.
I don't geddddddddddddit.
Don't ask how I know this but what he does is he has a "number one" girlfriend who is his main squeeze but the other girlfriends are women who take his fancy and if he really likes them, they live with him and the number one. I think the number one gets to approve the girlfriends and sleep in the same room as him.
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:32 PM BSTThat's actually disgusting.
Now that's where men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
But do they all look the same?
Hair the same length and shade of blonde. Same exact bodies. More or less the same age? Etc, etc.
Logically it doesn't make sense to me.
Maybe brunettes are too smart to shag him...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 2 2009, 10:33 PM BSTDon't ask how I know this but what he does is he has a "number one" girlfriend who is his main squeeze but the other girlfriends are women who take his fancy and if he really likes them, they live with him and the number one. I think the number one gets to approve the girlfriends and sleep in the same room as him.
It's basically a harem.
Quote: roscoff @ August 2 2009, 10:35 PM BSTNow that's where men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
Pop back to Mars then would you? You're dirtying up my nice clean Earth.
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:35 PM BSTBut do they all look the same?
Hair the same length and shade of blonde. Same exact bodies. More or less the same age? Etc, etc.Logically it doesn't make sense to me.
Maybe brunettes are too smart to shag him...
Obviously he likes blondes. I don't see anyone there with a gun to their heads
Quote: roscoff @ August 2 2009, 10:35 PM BSTNow that's where men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
Wouldn't you find the idea of an 80 year old wrinkly, saggy woman shagging young boys pretty disgusting too though?
I guess the problem of teeth and oral sex wouldn't be an issue.
SORRY!!!
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:35 PM BSTBut do they all look the same?
Hair the same length and shade of blonde. Same exact bodies. More or less the same age? Etc, etc.Logically it doesn't make sense to me.
Maybe brunettes are too smart to shag him...
If I could have one George Clooney or two I'd take the spare just in case. It would be like that Michael Keaton film Duplicity, one for work one for home.
Quote: roscoff @ August 2 2009, 10:37 PM BSTObviously he likes blondes. I don't see anyone there with a gun to their heads
Yes I understand the having-a-type thing.
But isn't the point of having a harem so that when you're in the mood for a red head you have one to hand? And similarly a brunette, a tall girl, one with huge boobs, one with long legs, etc?
If they are all carbon copies, the only point of them is to have a nice group orgy. Which I doubt his heart could handle every time.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 2 2009, 10:30 PM BSTThey are twins and they are 19.
Oh baby.
And can I just point out, that it's not Hef being the disgusting one (or two) in that relationship. The Hef is just doing what all men would do if they had the money and where with all. The women who accept cash, fame and gifts in exchange for putting an 83 year old's wrinkly knob in their mouths, they're the disgusting ones.
I fully expect a male member of the BCG to jump in and say 'Oh no, not me, I would just be with the one woman and love her forever.' Good for you. With lies like that, she'll never suspect your infidelity.
Griff, where can I send my pound?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:40 PM BSTGriff, where can I send my pound?