Oh Elliot, I will make you so happy! You, me, and the puppies. It's all I ever wanted.
I must go now and weep tears of joy into my pillow and write my feeling down in my diary.
I need to confess to something. Page 2
Come round. Bring puppies. I'll show you how to cook them.
Plus I need to hide before Gav finds me....
Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2008, 9:03 PM BSTI must go now and weep tears of joy into my pillow and write my feeling down in my diary.
Snap!
Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2008, 9:05 PM BSTPlus I need to hide before Gav finds me....
This wasn't real?! 
Come back Ruby!
Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2008, 9:05 PM BSTPlus I need to hide before Gav finds me....
Most of your self-outing is quite admirable but I have a contract out on Richard Curtis
That's hilarious!
Quote: PhQnix @ September 29 2008, 9:01 PM BSTHmmm. I might need to speak to Robyn...
My heart now belongs to Gavin!
Ruby warned me about this!
I think Ruby's trying to orchestrate something between me and Gav. Gav will not be happy.
She told me that this was happening when she commented the Pikachu picture. I knew that it'd be my downfall, somehow or other!
Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2008, 9:01 PM BSTThis is the real me. Just accept it okay! I AM WHO I AM!
Gay?
Get a Beer Gav and delete the last few posts...
I'm off the booze. Not drank since Last Friday.
Oh and Sunday, and cute barmaid on tonight so going tonight. Part from that I'm off the booze.
Oh!!! This needs a bump! 
Gav will thank you!
I don't think he has ever trusted me with his details since!
Gavin and Ruby have fallen into the Brundel Pod and become Gruby.
When Gav's out with his barmaid tonight, he'll have one WKD too many and suddenly burst into tears saying 'Why doesn't anybody love me?!' and 'I feel fat.'
He'll then get off with a sleazy Italian bloke round the back of Waitrose.