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What are you eating? Page 311

No, I was just jealous I didn't think of it first.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 7:57 PM BST

No, I was just jealous I didn't think of it first.

I tried to talk my ex into routing next week's drive from Florida to Oklahoma City via Memphis so that I could experience Graceland, but she shot it down in favor of the route via Louisiana and Mississippi. I've driven it a dozen times and all you see for 200 miles in Louisiana are swamps. The highway is actually a raised bridge over the swamp, so all you hear is KaThunkKaThunkKaThunkKaThunk for several hours. :S

Tell her to make her own way there! She must love the familiarity of the swamps, it's probably where she crawled out of.

Btw, before I continue. Are we dissing this ex?

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 8:02 PM BST

Btw, before I continue. Are we dissing this ex?

No, we're good friends or I wouldn't be driving 1400 miles in a car with her. To be honest, we can't decide whether we're exes or not. Currently it's "friends with benefits."

Ah, I wasn't sure. Maybe she could have "had something on you". She knew what you did last summer, kinda thing?

But anyway, ignore the previous post. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 8:07 PM BST

But anyway, ignore the previous post. Whistling nnocently

There's still a chance that 10 days together will prove to be too much for one of us. And those endless swamps are great places to hide a body ... Angelic

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 7:49 PM BST

Was that photo taken at Grazeland?

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 8:09 PM BST

There's still a chance that 10 days together will prove to be too much for one of us. And those endless swamps are great places to hide a body ... Angelic

:D and Errr

I've seen your "can opener".

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 8:16 PM BST

:D and Errr

I've seen your "can opener".

If one of us winds up at the bottom of a Louisiana swamp it'll probably be me.

Is that why you wanted to go to Graceland? Lots of witnesses?

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 8:19 PM BST

Is that why you wanted to go to Graceland? Lots of witnesses?

I know it sounds weird, but I just wanted to bow before the king. Aaron would understand.

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 8:20 PM BST

I know it sounds weird, but I just wanted to bow before the king. Aaron would understand.

Uh huh.

(Huh.)

Laughing out loud Gotta do, what ya gotta do, DaButt.

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2009, 8:23 PM BST

(Huh.)

You are the BCG's biggest fan of the monarchy, right?

Yes, yes I am.

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