What are you drinking? Page 70

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 2:14 PM BST

DaButt!!

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I used to own a Blow Me Sandwich DVD... I mean I found it on the street one day and handed it into the police

Used to own..?! Yeah, right. Did you buy it thinking it was about hot snacks?

Or did it break from overuse? The DVD that is.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 2:17 PM BST

S'never to early for shenanigans.

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I Do find myself only partaking in shenanigans between 7pm - 4.20am. Leaving the day shenanigan free, so I can concentrate on my pottery.

As I'm usually in bed around midnight I have to use my shenanigans where I can.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 2:32 PM BST

Used to own..?! Yeah, right. Did you buy it thinking it was about hot snacks?

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Buy it? I've never bought porn in my life... that's not to say I haven't watched it.

All my porn DVDs got nicked during a party one night But who needs porn DVDs these days when Google works so well?

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 3:43 PM BST

But who needs porn DVDs these days when Google works so well?

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Or you have a real girlfriend?

I am drinking a Kir Royale. A bit sweet for me, but it'll do.

A real roayale of a fake one? Too much cassis by the sounds of it, what fizz?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 4:47 PM BST

Or you have a real girlfriend?

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Oh, yeah. That too. And as much as I love her, my only regret is that she's not a Brazilian transsexual bestiality-loving dwarf.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 4:54 PM BST

Oh, yeah. That too. And as much as I love her, my only regret is that she's not a Brazilian transsexual bestiality-loving dwarf.

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She must live with that regret every day.

The surgery she's currently undergoing, makes it a lot easier for me. And we're off down the kennels tonight, to find that "special" friend.

I believe German Shepherds are the most attentive.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 4:58 PM BST

I believe German Shepherds are the most attentive.

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Tell that to a welsh sheep!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 4:58 PM BST

I believe German Shepherds are the most attentive.

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Noted.

Quote: Marc P @ August 2 2009, 5:01 PM BST

Tell that to a welsh sheep!

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It's not just them. They're pretty merciless to most of the European ones too.