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The Either / Or Thread Page 2

As Mick Jagger said "you can't always get you want." And he's loaded. I think I'd still be bored even with all that money.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 4:37 PM BST

I had crisp sandwich today. Anyone know the number for The Priory?

A crisp sandwich is nice, but carbs with carbs isn't the most balanced snack. What about banana sandwiches?

Now you're crossing into Elvis sandwich territory. Peanut butter, bananas, fried.
Eew Sick

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 4:43 PM BST

Now you're crossing into Elvis sandwich territory. Peanut butter, bananas, fried.
Eew Sick

And we all know what happened to him.

Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 4:43 PM BST

In my case, goats cheese and salami on a white roll.

That sounds good. Goats cheese, parma ham and fig would be even better.

Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 4:43 PM BST

The best way to discover your personal ideal sandwich is to wander into an Amsterdam deli/sandwich shop completely stoned. Your brain is bypassed and your inner sandwich desires spring unbidden from your mouth.

To be honest, Griff. I do that every bloody night. Also, I'm off to Amsterdam in October to do it propa-stylee. Cool

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 4:42 PM BST

A crisp sandwich is nice, but carbs with carbs isn't the most balanced snack. What about banana sandwiches?

I like the odd banana sandwich. But over a crisp sandwich? I don't think so.

I believe the secret to a good sandwich is down to two things; really good bread (be it rye, spelt, whatever) and loads and loads of filling.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 4:49 PM BST

I like the odd banana sandwich.

I bet you do. Nudge, nudge. *sniggers*

Sorry.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 4:51 PM BST

*sniggers*

Sorry.

No, no. It's OK, it was intended. :D

:D

Who wants the burden of 60 million sandwiches? If I could live comfortably and get my work published and performed. What else do I need?

If it was a choice between definitely having novels published, or definitely not having them published but getting 60 million.... um. I would, er.
No, that's no easier.

Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 4:24 PM BST

World's Most Expensive Sandwich

Oooh. That's a thought. I could actually buy Cliveden with £60 million!

Ooh!

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 5:36 PM BST

If it was a choice between definitely having novels published, or definitely not having them published but getting 60 million.... um. I would, er.
No, that's no easier.

zooo, I thought I could at least rely on you? Teary

Wouldn't anyone just burst if they couldn't let their creative side out to play? I suppose it's not necessary to have work published or performed, but as a comedy writer, where I'm after an outside reaction, it kind feels like it would leave me feeling unfulfilled.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 5:46 PM BST

zooo, I thought I could at least rely on you? Teary

Wouldn't anyone just burst if they couldn't let their creative side out to play? I suppose it's not necessary to have work published or performed, but as a comedy writer, where I'm after an outside reaction, it kind feels like it would leave me feeling unfulfilled.

No. Just buy pills to make it go away.

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