Leevil is having trouble finding softcore porn on the internet. Anyone care to help? I need shots of sex or suggestions of sex, but no nudity. I seriously can't find anything like this!
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*rubs hands* Now we're talking!
Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 1:34 PM BSTLeevil is having trouble finding softcore porn on the internet. Anyone care to help? I need shots of sex or suggestions of sex, but no nudity. I seriously can't find anything like this!
Alan Carr show? Graham Norton show?
''OOOOOO....I just said Cock....hahahhahahahha''
Try to find clips from The Stewardesses. Unintentionally funny early porn, nothing graphic. The bouncing foot shot is great!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 1:37 PM BSTTry to find clips from The Stewardesses. Unintentionally funny early porn, nothing graphic. The bouncing foot shot is great!
Nice one, Andrea!! 
Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 1:34 PM BSTLeevil is having trouble finding softcore porn on the internet. Anyone care to help? I need shots of sex or suggestions of sex, but no nudity. I seriously can't find anything like this!
You trying to eating sandwiches in new a different ways to keep the fire alight?
Does that help?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 1:40 PM BSTDoes that help?
It does and it's also reminded me of all the great British "saucy" films I can use, like Confessions of a Window Cleaner, etc.
Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 1:42 PM BSTIt does and it's also reminded me of all the great British "saucy" films I can use, like Confessions of a Window Cleaner, etc.
Glad to be of service. I actually own the Stewardesses, in 3-D no less. It's great for a chuckle.
Even better. Just needed to search YouTube for "bouncing boobies".
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 1:47 PM BSTGlad to be of service. I actually own the Stewardesses, in 3-D no less. It's great for a chuckle.
Quote: bigfella @ August 2 2009, 12:56 PM BSTThanks for all your messages asking how I am.
I was wondering only this morning where you were!
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2009, 2:42 PM BSTI was wondering only this morning where you were!
Yeah, yeah!
I was fighting bush fires in 46 degree heat.
Well I say fighting - watching with with a small beer (only had one all holiday) watching a plane dropping red shit on them.
It was f**king hot though.
My mother just found me on Facebook! I feel like Moss on IT Crowd. She keeps trying to chat with me. Arghh!!!!!!
Leevil is being to loose the feeling in his legs.
*goes for a walk*
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 5:04 PM BSTMy mother just found me on Facebook! I feel like Moss on IT Crowd. She keeps trying to chat with me. Arghh!!!!!!
Mine is on Facebook too >_<
Mine too.