Marry, shag or cruise holiday? (AND WHY?)
The 3 are:
Ian Beale
Chris Akabusi
Angelina Jolie
LET'S GO.
Marry, Shag or Cruise holiday?
Quote: Scottidog @ August 2 2009, 11:57 AM BST(AND WHY?)
Not following your own rules Scotti? You really are a rebel.
Why "Cruise holiday"? I don't get it. Isn't it normally Shag, Marry, Kill or something?
Quote: Scottidog @ August 2 2009, 11:57 AM BSTMarry, shag or cruise missile? (AND WHY?)
The 3 are:
Ian Beale
Chris Akabusi
Angelina JolieLET'S GO.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 12:09 PM BSTNot following your own rules Scotti? You really are a rebel.
Why "Cruise holiday"? I don't get it. Isn't it normally Shag, Marry, Kill or something?
Cruise holiday, as you have to spend time alone with them for two weeks or so, i.e not be apart.
I was going to go for kill, but thought it might erupt into a war of hatred and race again or something.
Ok Nil, here goes...
Shag: Angelina Jolie
Marry:
Ian Beale, he owns a cafe, and probably makes a great scrambled egg on toast in the morning-also the marital sex thing, and the ginger hair, I would probably just close my eyes and just imagine it was Cilla Black giving me what for with a strap on?
Cruise:
Chris Akabusi, you gotta love that halfwit havn't you?
Although that whooping and arm waving thing he did was a bit annoying. If I'm being honest, half way through the cruise I might just get him very drunk, and let him 'swim alone' in the cruise pool. On waking, the cruise guests might think it was a terrible accident...oh shit, then again, black people don't swim do they?
Shit, I better think of a better way to get rid of Chris Akabusi.
I wish I didn't know now.
At least you're not shagging Ian Beale, marrying Akabusi and cruising with Jolie as your first post suggests.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 12:26 PM BST
At least you're not shagging Ian Beale, marrying Akabusi and cruising with Jolie as your first post suggests.
No, I am shagging Beale. I married him? what else can I do, I can't have a headache all the time.
Am oot!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 12:31 PM BSTAm oot!
Nil, please...WAIT...Nil?
Nil?..
Don't leave Nil, I wouldn't really f**k Ian Beale...
NIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shag: Jolie
Marry: Akubusi
Cruise: Beale
Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ August 2 2009, 12:39 PM BSTShag: Jolie
Marry: Akubusi
Cruise: Beale
Why would you Marry Akabusi?
I'd marry Akabusi so I'd have an interesting surname.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 1:16 PM BSTI'd marry Akabusi so I'd have an interesting surname.
Dolly Akabusi?
It makes you sound like a nigerian pornstar.
Obviously -
MARRY: Angelina Jolie - she stinkin' rich
SHAG: Chris Akabusi - he has a big black cock
CRUISE HOLIDAY: Ian Beale - aside from being a fictional character and not actually existing, if he gets on my nerves I could chuck him into the sea