Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 3:05 AM BSTYou're the pope? Welcome, Your Holiness.
Pope? I'd be lucky to get black smoke let alone white. 
Don't ask me what that sentence is all about. It's getting late. 
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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:00 AM BST"I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. And I like masturbating over church porn."
I'm going to wedding later in the month. All I'm gonna be thinking about is porn, now. You're all going to Hell.
Quote: Balf @ August 2 2009, 3:30 AM BSTI'm going to wedding later in the month. All I'm gonna be thinking about is porn, now. You're all going to Hell.
See you there. 
Quote: Balf @ August 2 2009, 3:30 AM BSTI'm going to wedding later in the month. All I'm gonna be thinking about is porn, now. You're all going to Hell.
I can't go into a Catholic church without trying to guess the nuns' bra sizes...
Quote: Balf @ August 2 2009, 3:30 AM BSTI'm going to wedding later in the month. All I'm gonna be thinking about is porn, now. You're all going to Hell.
We'll be fornicating and otherwise partaking of all the temptations in Hell, but you'll be stuck at a wedding.
I was taking some time just now (about 4 seconds worth) to think about what these emoticons actually mean...
= happy = normal
= uses teeth whitning stuff
= has suffered a stroke
Am I close?
Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:06 AM BSTPope? I'd be lucky to get black smoke let alone white.
Don't ask me what that sentence is all about. It's getting late.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 3:36 AM BSTI can't go into a Catholic church without trying to guess the nuns' bra sizes...
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 4:08 AM BST
I really can't. It's almost an obsession. I went to a Catholic college and all of my friends were sure I would be struck down dead because of it. 
= constipated = been drinking red wine
= lead singer of Dexy's Midnight Runners
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 4:10 AM BSTI really can't. It's almost an obsession. I went to a Catholic college and all of my friends were sure I would be struck down dead because of it.
That is the sort of mad idea that you should incorporate into comedy writing. It's gold. I shall probably steal it.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 4:12 AM BST
That is the sort of mad idea that you should incorporate into comedy writing. It's gold. I shall probably steal it.
Thanks mate.
I'm actually going to post stuff here soon. Hope you'll all read it, but be gentle. I'm really concerned about what everyone will say. Some of the people are brutal.
= Experiencing something Tim mentioned earlier
= bird watcher
= Thatcher (emotionless)
= masturbating ear
I find the translating my most peculiar thoughts to those of my characters leads to the bits that people find the funniest.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 4:14 AM BSTI find the translating my most peculiar thoughts to those of my characters leads to the bits that people find the funniest.
An example?
Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 4:13 AM BST
= "Oo-er, little bit of politics" - Ben Elton.