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My theory is that it's the big gay guy's "Hey, I'm a big gay guy!" announcement.

I do hope he uses those actual words! :D

"I'm big gay guy"

"Oh yeah. We already knew that"

"Oh... You won't guess how I found out"

"We don't want to know that"

"I was talking to Tim about rimming and found some sites and... well, you don't want to know"

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 4:03 AM BST

I do hope he uses those actual words! :D

He might...he's really gay...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 4:04 AM BST

He might...he's really gay...

Don't be so quick to judge a book by its cover. Its pink, frilly, absolutely fabulous cover.

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 4:06 AM BST

Don't be so quick to judge a book by its cover. Its pink, frilly, absolutely fabulous cover.

Laughing out loud

As I've said before, I'm about as liberal as they come. I just pick on the guy because he's such an arrogant bastard.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 4:08 AM BST

Laughing out loud

As I've said before, I'm about as liberal as they come. I just pick on the guy because he's such an arrogant bastard.

Mmm, Arrogant Bastard ... Lovey

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Exactly.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 17 2009, 3:40 AM BST

Drive an hour one way and you've got houses where you seriously question the possiblity of indoor plumbing. Drive the other way and you've got multi-million $ houses.

That's true of pretty much anywhere in the UK.

Quote: DaButt @ July 17 2009, 3:44 AM BST

I flew into JFK once, rented a car and let the GPS direct me to my destination in Philadelphia. The "shortest route option" took us through some rather interesting parts of the cities. Huh?

Was it made by RyanAir?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 18 2009, 6:18 AM BST

I'll start making a mental list of things you could see besides the falls that would be worthwhile if you should ever come this way.

Your boobies?

Quote: billwill @ July 21 2009, 2:55 AM BST

Too-whit To-whoo.

The Wit To Woo.

(By Sidney Bliss.)

Quote: Robert D @ July 23 2009, 2:29 AM BST

The Whole New Me

I've had rhinoplasty, liposuction
Breast augmentation, hip reduction
I look five years younger
And two stone lighter
My breasts appear perter
My tummy's tighter

The finishing touches
To 'The Whole New Me'
A brand new husband and
Vaginoplasty

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Whistling nnocently

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2009, 12:31 PM BST

Your boobies?

Hmm, that might not have been the best choice of words. Errr

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 1:05 PM BST

Hmm, that might not have been the best choice of words. Errr

Oh yes. Woops.

*coughs knowingly in Nil's direction*

Don't worry, you all are at least 10 times less offensive than my husband.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 3:02 AM BST

Me too. My kids are pestering me about playing Legos with them.

LEGO*

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