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Sly Love With A Midnight Creeper...0200-0700 Shift Page 39

Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:36 AM BST

Just one day...

Depends on how much you object.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:37 AM BST

Depends on how much you object.

Well... does objecting come in to it. From past experiences with girlfriends, flat mates etc etc, choice isn't an option.

Yeah, good point. But I think even as a man you're entitled to raise your voice when a woman invades your anus without your consent. (Though God knows what law Harriet Harman's planning next.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:41 AM BST

Yeah, good point. But I think even as a man you're entitled to raise your voice when a woman invades your anus without your consent. (Though God knows what law Harriet Harman's planning next.)

:D

I think you would raise your voice if an unsuspecting individual finds his backside under invasion.

Or at least you'd pull a face... :O

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:41 AM BST

But I think even as a man you're entitled to raise your voice when a woman invades your anus without your consent.

Raise my voice? Mine goes up 2 octaves when my girlfriend goes "spelunking."

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 3:43 AM BST

Raise my voice? Mine goes up 2 octaves when my girlfriend goes "spelunking."

Spelunking? Eh?

:O >_< Eh? :) Smarmy Lovey

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:44 AM BST

:O >_< Eh? :) Smarmy Lovey

So what emoticons didn't you use...

:( :D :P Laughing out loud Angry :$ ... oh, quite a few.

Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:45 AM BST

:( :D :P Laughing out loud Angry :$ ... oh, quite a few.

Those are for tromboning...

Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:44 AM BST

Spelunking? Eh?

The technical term for cave exploring.

You'd need a spatula to scrape me off the ceiling when the stealth probing begins.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:46 AM BST

Those are for tromboning...

:D

I'll remember that...

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 3:46 AM BST

The technical term for cave exploring.

You'd need a spatula to scrape me off the ceiling when the stealth probing begins.

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 3:46 AM BST

You'd need a spatula to scrape me off the ceiling when the stealth probing begins.

Laughing out loud

Okay, fellas, this is getting a little awkward for the token lady of the group...

So what's speleology?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 3:47 AM BST

Okay, fellas, this is getting a little awkward for the token lady of the group...

Who's that? ;)

I was just thinking that we were forgetting that a lady was present. Whistling nnocently

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