Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 11:19 PM BSTNot from Leevil, he loves cock
I did love a cock once...
R.I.P Old friend. 
100 greatest BCG moments. Page 11
I don't think I'll ever forget Steven Spielberg's moving tribute to comedy greats 'Carry on up the BCG'. I thought the lesbian scene between Ellie and Aaron particularly moving.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 23 2009, 5:02 PM BSTOf course Tim Walker went on to save the planet by recycling all his old jokes.
Of course, Putters never married... No-one thought much of it at the time...
Quote: roscoff @ July 23 2009, 11:33 PM BSTI don't think I'll ever forget Steven Spielberg's moving tribute to comedy greats 'Carry on up the BCG'. I thought the lesbian scene between Ellie and Aaron particularly moving.
Of course I was shocked when my hair emancipated itself from my comedy, but the real suprise came when I discovered that Tim Walker was its new choice as a collaborator. Together they created the character 'Hairy Potter', a spoof of the popular Harry Potter spoof, 'Barry Trotter', and went on to make no small fortune. I could only console myself with my groundbreaking, critically lauded sitcom about a group of circus performers turned pornographers that redefined comedy and set the tone for an entire new generation of writers.
Due to my influence as the government's "Comedy Tzar", I saw to it that David's (admittedly) wonderful and ground-breaking comedy was only shown during the commercial breaks on 'Babestation', between the hours of 3-4am. Dogged as ever though, David eventually found success on Nickelodeon with his children's show, 'Farmer Baldy Bussell's Big Barn of Misogyny and Winky Fun'.
Well of course the comedy staus quo changed completely the moment they eventually decided what the funniest colour was.
The Thin Blue Line overtook Red Dwarf as the nations favourite sitcom, and the Green Green Grass had nowhere to go because it wasn't very good.
Are we still filming?
I remember the Rushmores, who could forget them. Rusty was always my favourite.
Of course he never stayed long & I don't blame him after the way his neice was treated.
Quote: roscoff @ July 23 2009, 11:33 PM BSTI don't think I'll ever forget Steven Spielberg's moving tribute to comedy greats 'Carry on up the BCG'. I thought the lesbian scene between Ellie and Aaron particularly moving.
Of course, Rob D never married... None of us (least of all myself) was surprised. Especially after that night I introduced him to the pleasures of ano-oral sex. I remember it well, it was the same day that Lee Henman left quit playing golf with cabbages and Badge shocked everyone by remaining a member for the next 20 years.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:31 AM BSTOf course, Rob D never married... None of us (least of all myself) was surprised. Especially after that night I introduced him to the pleasures of ano-oral sex. I remember it well, it was the same day that Lee Henman left quit playing golf with cabbages and Badge shocked everyone by remaining a member for the next 20 years.
Ah yes, I remember it well...
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:31 AM BSTOf course, Rob D never married...
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 2 2009, 3:31 AM BSTOf course, Rob D never married... None of us (least of all myself) was surprised. Especially after that night I introduced him to the pleasures of ano-oral sex. I remember it well, it was the same day that Lee Henman left quit playing golf with cabbages and Badge shocked everyone by remaining a member for the next 20 years.
Rob D never married because he was in a nut house after being introduced to a warped world way before he should have been. Tim W spent the rest of his life feeling guilty... no wait. He never knew... Rob D never logged on again.
Quote: Robert D @ August 2 2009, 3:33 AM BSTRob D was logged on again.
Rob! That's just too far!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 3:34 AM BSTRob! That's just too far!