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Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 11:20 PM BSTWhy do I suspect your's is attached to a 18 inch survival knife called Petunia, with 6 notches in the handle you don't like to talk about.
That came to my mind too.
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 11:18 PM BSTEveryone should have a P-38 on their key chain.
When I look at that, all I see is a trip to the Emergency Room.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 11:20 PM BSTWhy do I suspect your's is attached to a 18 inch survival knife called Petunia, with 6 notches in the handle you don't like to talk about.
It's not that big, but it comes in handy when I'm camping and/or have to cut a foo'.
It has dark stains.....
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 11:31 PM BSTIt's not that big, but it comes in handy when I'm camping and/or have to cut a foo'.
Sorry I just read that as "cut a poo".
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 11:34 PM BSTSorry I just read that as "cut a poo".
Hence the dark stains.
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 11:36 PM BSTHence the dark stains.
I wander what happened to the bear in the duffel
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 11:39 PM BSTI wander what happened to the bear in the duffel
Ever tasted bear jerky?
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 11:18 PM BSTEveryone should have a P-38 on their key chain.
What if you don't have a keyring?
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 2:14 PM BSTBut Jane could be right tinned sweetcorn is ace, especially when it comes with bits of peppers.
Sweetcorn is what they feed to the 'stuffers and swallowers' in the holding cells at the airport - comes out near enough as it goes in, making it nice and clean for sifting through.
Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2009, 11:57 PM BSTWhat if you don't have a keyring?
Use a body-piercing aperture.
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 11:31 PM BST
It's not that big, but it comes in handy when I'm camping and/or have to cut a foo'.
Are you sure you're not black? And from Peckham?
Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2009, 12:08 AM BSTAre you sure you're not black? And from Peckham?
Yeah because only black people own knives in the UK apparently. 