British Comedy Guide

Best thing in a tin Page 5

Quote: Leevil @ August 1 2009, 11:13 PM BST

You go for it. I'm too busy thinking bout Dolly's fresh n bouncy tins.

What about her cans?

I've seen cheeses in a tin (and Jesus in a tin, but that was a totally different night/trip!) but the weirdest I ever saw was hot pizza in a vending machine. Tasted alright actually.

They're vacuum packed to keep their volume at the correct density.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 1 2009, 11:14 PM BST

What about her cans?

Headphones?

Oh, yeah! Don't stop now!

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 11:10 PM BST

Visions of Charlton Heston on a post appocalyptic beach.

"Damn you all to hell I've got no tin opener!"

Yes who amongst us hasn't suffered the anguish/ blood letting involved in trying to open our tinned delights with a substandard tin opener, or worse, none at all? :(

Or faced that weighty decision of whether to pay extra for the ring pull tin or chance opening it like they did in the old days?

Oh how excited we were back in the 1970s when the electric tin opener was born.

:)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 11:16 PM BST

They're vacuum packed to keep their volume at the correct density.

Headphones?

Of course ;)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 11:15 PM BST

They're vacuum packed to keep their volume at the correct density.

Pull the other one! They're tennis balls, for goodness' sake!

And whose bright idea was it to put liquid soups in packets all of a sudden? What was wrong with it just being in tins? Eh? Eh? Angry

I can't forgive them for what they did to poor Bneder.

I'm stil stupidly impressed by those ones that chop the whole top of the tin off.

Quote: Jane P @ August 1 2009, 11:16 PM BST

Yes who amongst us hasn't suffered the anguish/ blood letting involved in trying to open our tinned delights with a substandard tin opener, or worse, none at all? :(

Everyone should have a P-38 on their key chain.

http://www.georgia-outfitters.com/page52.shtml

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 11:18 PM BST

Pull the other one! They're tennis balls, for goodness' sake!

And whose bright idea was it to put liquid soup in packets? What was wrong with it just being in tins? Eh? Eh? Angry

And testicles outside the body, I ask ya!

Quote: Leevil @ August 1 2009, 11:16 PM BST

Oh, yeah! Don't stop now!

Dirty boy!

*slaps Leevil's willy with a slipper*

Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 11:18 PM BST

Everyone should have a P-38 on their key chain.

http://www.georgia-outfitters.com/page52.shtml

Why do I suspect your's is attached to a 18 inch survival knife called Petunia, with 6 notches in the handle you don't like to talk about.

I can't work tin openers very well being a left-hander.

*makes sign of the cross*

Quote: zooo @ August 1 2009, 11:22 PM BST

*makes sign of the cross*

See, I can only do that upside down. Hang on......!! :O

Share this page