British Comedy Guide

Another goodbye! Page 3

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 1 2009, 8:58 PM BST

I do my best to please annoy.
;)

:O

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 7:56 PM BST

Ronald*

'Ronald' is a perfectly acceptable name. 'Roald' is obviously a typo. I mean, name me another 'Roald'?

Roald Amundsen

Roald Amundsen.

Quote: JohnnyD @ August 1 2009, 10:00 PM BST

Roald Amundsen

Heheh.

Never heard of him(?). Obviously made-up. Pleased

It bugs me when people decide to pronounce their names in a totally different way then how it's spelt.

'Hello. Are you Ralph Fiennes?'

'It's pronounced Rafe actually'

'Rape? Rape fines? Like a fine for raping?'

'No Rafe, rhymes with waif'

'Rhymes with wanker more like.'

'Security!'

I never did get Ralph Fiennes autograph in the end.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 9:59 PM BST

'Ronald' is a perfectly acceptable name.

That is a good name.

Menzies is a nice name. It rhymes with 'sing'

As in "I'm going shopping at John Ming"... Angry

Beauchamp pronounced Beecham and Saint John pronounced Sinjin.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 10:57 PM BST

As in "I'm going shopping at John Ming"... Angry

On the same token:

I'm going shopping in Mouse-hole in Cornwall.

The mouse popped its head out of its mowzull.

"Roamenzies in the Gloamenzies with a lassie by my side"

Wiping your arse with sandpaper can be very roo.

The train went thruff the tunnel.

'Siobhan'. Unimpressed

There is a difference between the distinctive orthography of the Celtic languages and some posh twat mispronouncing a perfectly decent English name in order to make it sound less common.

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