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One punch. But who? Page 7

I'd like to punch our ice cream man who always shows up 5 min. before dinner.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 5:08 PM BST

I'd like to punch our ice cream man who always shows up 5 min. before dinner.

Do it! Do it when all the kids are waiting for an ice cream and follow it with 'If you touch my daughter again I'll kill you!'

Funny you should mention that. A couple of summers ago, an ice cream man was picked up for just that thing. Thankfully, they do thorough background checks now.

My sister and her big gay husband, because they showed my mother how to use facebook and now she is on all the time. Angry

I'd punch myself in the face for even managing to get on my own nerves.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 4:16 PM BST

A year or a decade is allowed to be possessive and so using an apostrophe is acceptable, even when the implied possession is not explicitely stated. So in this case the word "decade", as in "1980's decade", or indeed "music", as in "1980's music" is implied but not explicitly stated.

And it's wrong.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 4:23 PM BST

I'll get my advice from somewhere else, thanks.

You can take your advice from the editor of the publication in which you're writing.

Who would that be?

Oh yes; me.

Quote: Timbo @ August 1 2009, 4:50 PM BST

I am guessing sootyj was raised by wolves.

That high a life form?

Quote: Timbo @ August 1 2009, 4:50 PM BST

I am guessing sootyj was raised by wolves.

Disgraceful I've never been to the Midlands and I hate football.

I wasn't raised I always have been.

Having watched the film D.A.R.Y.L I have some strong suspicions where Aaron came from.

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 7:28 PM BST

Having watched the film D.A.R.Y.L I have some strong suspicions where Aaron came from.

I always thought he was from the Beano, like Walter the Softie.

*Weirdly enough, when I just looked up Walter the Softie, the editor of the Beano said they had to tone down the insults and attacks for fear of Dennis being brand a 'gay basher'. What a strange world we live in.

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 7:28 PM BST

Having watched the film D.A.R.Y.L I have some strong suspicions where Aaron came from.

The film I had in mind was The Boys From Brazil.

Maybe a mixture of both with a dash of the Secrets of N.I.M.H.

Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2009, 5:12 PM BST

Do it! Do it when all the kids are waiting for an ice cream and follow it with 'If you touch my daughter again I'll kill you!'

I'd say "touch my dog again" people actually like dogs.

Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2009, 6:40 PM BST

You can take your advice from the editor of the publication in which you're writing.

Who would that be?

Oh yes; me.

Yas, Masser, I is jus' a dumb house negro. :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 8:00 PM BST

Yas, Masser, I is jus' a dumb house negro. :(

Ah, you know your place. Good.

*tugs forelock*

foreskin*

That too.

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 7:28 PM BST

Having watched the film D.A.R.Y.L I have some strong suspicions where Aaron came from.

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