British Comedy Guide

What are you eating? Page 307

Quote: Robert D @ July 30 2009, 3:38 PM BST

Big Mac. Mmmmm.

*Opens wallet*

No Big Mac. :(

You keep beefburgers in your wallet? Strange boy!

Quote: roscoff @ July 30 2009, 3:42 PM BST

You keep beefburgers in your wallet? Strange boy!

Laughing out loud

I'm sad. No money. :(

urple">Parma Violets.

Yuuuuuuuum!

Sultanas.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yum.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 31 2009, 9:46 PM BST

urple">Parma Violets.

I love them. I love violet perfume too. It reminds me of someone very special. <3

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 4:35 PM BST

I love them. I love violet perfume too. It reminds me of someone very special. <3

You knew my nan?

:O

She always had a supply, of both Parma Violets and bath cubes you could knock a nail in with.

RIP Nanny P.

My great-gran always had freezer-burnt waffles and lumpy milk.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 7:12 PM BST

Come to Hackney DaButt, the entire borough is 'authentic'.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: hey_nonny @ July 23 2009, 9:34 PM BST

'But it was the first time the commission had heard about onions being used as weapons, she continued.'

Usually they just smelled them.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 26 2009, 10:34 AM BST

But my husband has basically turned them off all seafood.

He is good for something then. Sick

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 26 2009, 2:51 PM BST

Come back to the dark side light... :D

Quote: Ben @ July 26 2009, 9:31 PM BST

I've got some chocolate fudge cake ice cream in the freezer that I should tackle.

Ben is definitely a gay.

Quote: DaButt @ July 28 2009, 7:43 PM BST

My daughter was doing that for $8/hr 3 years ago when she was 20. Now she's sitting in an office chair earning 3x that amount.

Jammy bitch.

Quote: DaButt @ July 28 2009, 8:15 PM BST

Google says that's $7.83. Ours is $7.25, you posh bastards! Angry

And that's at the youth amount.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 28 2009, 8:22 PM BST

Whistling nnocently

Heh heh heh.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 8:22 PM BST

I thought minimum wage was £5 or 6 something.

Or is there a different one for different ages...?

What are the current rates of the national minimum wage?
There are three levels of minimum wage, and the rates from 1 October 2008 are:

£5.73 per hour for workers aged 22 years and older
A development rate of £4.77 per hour for workers aged 18-21 inclusive
£3.53 per hour for all workers under the age of 18, who are no longer of compulsory school age.

Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2009, 9:48 PM BST

Yes. Definitely. Although it does depend on the shop.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2009, 10:01 PM BST

Is interesting, but annoying. I wish I was normal. Teary

GO TO THE DOCTOR!

Quote: Robert D @ July 29 2009, 12:30 AM BST

*Realizes he ate it earlier*

realises*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2009, 7:54 PM BST

Someone did this too us

:O

(And mmmmmmmm.)

Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2009, 7:16 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Ok, fair enough. But most of the time it's a health food shop and they do dairy products. But it will be clearly labeled. T'was what I meant :P

I can't think of many vegan exclusive shops.

Quote: Leevil @ August 1 2009, 8:04 PM BST

I can't think of many vegan exclusive shops.

'Clinton Cards'? - don't think they use any animal produce.

The birthday badges are actually compressed badgers.

But you're not meant to eat them. Rolling eyes

Whoops! >_<

Anyone got a picture of a cow wearing a leather jacket?

Share this page