If a small dog jumps on a laptop and the keyboard will only type the numbers 1,2,3, etc instead of the letters j,kl, etc what should you do (apart from throttle the dog)?
Keyboard stuck.
turn num lock off.
Cheers Griff and Gavin. it's actually my rather gorgeous 19 year old niece with the problem.
How do you turn off NumLk?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 2:23 PM BSTCheers Griff and Gavin. it's actually my rather gorgeous 19 year old niece with the problem.
How do you turn off NumLk?
press the function key
[fn]
Then hit the button above the delete key should say on it [num lk] Which should do it.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 2:23 PM BSTmy rather gorgeous 19 year old niece
Do people really say things like that?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 1 2009, 2:26 PM BSTDo people really say things like that?
No the real meaning was lost in translation.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 1 2009, 2:26 PM BSTDo people really say things like that?
Er yes, I just did.
Then tell the dog it's going to the little doggie sausage factory. It works for our dog when he's done something bad.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 2:18 PM BSTIf a small dog jumps on a laptop ...
Could you post a photo of the dog please? What kind of small dog is it?
It's been fixed.
But not the dog...yet. (it's not my dog. he's beautifully behaved.)
Quote: Kenneth @ August 1 2009, 2:37 PM BSTCould you post a photo of the dog please? What kind of small dog is it?
A Yorkshire terrier. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 2:39 PM BSTA Yorkshire terrier.
Good. Fun dogs, provided they don't live in apartments.
Quote: Kenneth @ August 1 2009, 2:45 PM BSTGood. Fun dogs, provided they don't live in apartments.
She's cute and has her fur cut short. I have a King Charles Cavalier who needs loads of grooming.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 2:47 PM BSTShe's cute and has her fur cut short.
Sorry, for a moment I thought you were still talking about your 19 year old niece.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 2:47 PM BSTI have a King Charles Cavalier who needs loads of grooming.
And to think people say dogs resemble their owners.
. No, she looks like Jessica Alba!
Quote: Kenneth @ August 1 2009, 2:51 PM BSTAnd to think people say dogs resemble their owners.
Then I should have an Afghan Hound. That's just like my boy. In fact he was a show champion before he got ill and lost his nuts. So now he's just a pet.