Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 2:48 AM BSTIn a sort-of Kaiser Soze act of forewarning to others?
Hadn't really thought that bit through, who the hell listens to Parsons? We'll let Hugh Dennis live, but only on the condition that when he tells our tale of ultimate vengeance, he has to show Parsons' decapitated head to the assembled throng.
And Manford doesn't escape justice merely by having left. Show no mercy, punish the weak!
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 2:57 AM BSTAnd Manford doesn't escape justice merely by having left. Show no mercy, punish the weak!
And then Mock them!
I have tasted blood!!
Yet my thirst is not fully quenched!!!
Bring me the head of Michael McIntyre!!!!!!
*beats chest* 
My next door neighbour has been drilling all day. It sounds like he is going to burst through my wall any minute.
I don't want to punch him. Maybe just slap him around a little. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 1 2009, 2:46 AM BSTWhoops.
It seemed like the only expression she was capable of was pained surprise. I don't remember her looking like a fish in the past. Did she have a bunch of plastic surgery?
A punch-bag.
Sorry, I'm a pacifist when it comes to physical assault. Mental abuse is much more rewarding.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 1 2009, 2:46 AM BSTShe was also very good in Mystery Men and the latest series of 24.
In my darkest fantasy, I'm on Mock the Week and Frankie Boyle talks over one of my witicisms and I just lose it and beat the Scots f**k into the ground. Dara O'Briain runs over, and for some reason, instead of stopping the fight, he joins in and starts kicking the bespectacled twat until he's a twitching bag of broken bones and swollen flesh.
Fuelled by our bloodlust, Dara and myself look at the assembled panel of shocked low grade stand ups and as if by instinct, we both look over at Blinky McMuppetface. I jump on Dara's shoulders and we charge at Russell Howard like a four fisted Irish giant full of spit and venom.
We let Andy Parsons live, but just so he could tell others of our deeds.
Whoops.
Why would you spare Dara? Aparently he shouted at Seefacts once.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 9:26 AM BSTWhy would you spare Dara? Aparently he shouted at Seefacts once.
Answering your own question?
Danny Dyer.
Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2009, 10:15 AM BSTDanny Dyer.
Surely that would be the answer to the "Who would you dismember Dexter stylee?" thread.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2009, 10:34 AM BSTSurely that would be the answer to the "Who would you dismember Dexter stylee?" thread.
Jesus.
Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2009, 11:18 AM BSTJesus.
He'd forgive you for you know what you do.
Quote: chipolata @ August 1 2009, 11:19 AM BSTHe'd forgive you for you know what you do.
I just want to see if his head reforms like the T1000 as it's suggested in the bible.
