Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 31 2009, 4:36 AM BSTNope, I'm on my son's computer. It's one that's built for gaming. My husband actually built it himself and then gave it to our son. It's still way more advanced than anything you can buy in stores here. And here I sit, using it for a comedy forum. It's kinda sad.
Clever man.
Not sad. There is plenty to look at for a laugh. Maybe not this forum, but other places.
Shazzam!!
KRETCH!!!
I think I'm going to sit out by the sidewalk and drink beer with my neighbors. I'm glad I finally introduced myself after living here for almost 2 years. I'm no longer the weird neighbor who never talks to anybody.
No, now you're the drunk on the corner. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 1 2009, 2:21 AM BSTNo, now you're the drunk on the corner.
They were the ones with the cooler of beer at their feet. 
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 2:19 AM BSTI think I'm going to sit out by the sidewalk and drink beer with my neighbors. I'm glad I finally introduced myself after living here for almost 2 years. I'm no longer the weird neighbor who never talks to anybody.
Our neighbours that were candidates for Cops were evicted not long after "the incident." We already have new ones and they are just as bad. Bud and Chrissy were screwing on the kitchen floor the other day (she came over and apologized for the noise, and I found out that the guy across the way just got pulled in for child porn. Oh my God, I need to move!!!!
Glad your neighbours are nice, BTW.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 2:22 AM BSTGlad your neighbours are nice, BTW.
They like to drink beer and have promised to come to our aid with multiple firearms if there are ever any problems in the 'hood. What more could I ask for?
Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 2:25 AM BSTThey like to drink beer and have promised to come to our aid with multiple firearms if there are ever any problems in the 'hood. What more could I ask for?
Wait till you here them screwing...then you'll change your mind. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 2:22 AM BSTOur neighbours that were candidates for Cops were evicted not long after "the incident." We already have new ones and they are just as bad. Bud and Chrissy were screwing on the kitchen floor the other day (she came over and apologized for the noise, and I found out that the guy across the way just got pulled in for child porn. Oh my God, I need to move!!!!
Oh...
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 2:28 AM BST
Oh...
Thanks, just trying to scrape up the money to do it. We have a guy around the corner wearing an ankle monitor. It scares the hell out of me living here and we live in a very nice town.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 2:26 AM BSTWait till you here them screwing...then you'll change your mind.
Judging by the number of kids playing in the streets I'm fairly certain they have active sex lives, but I've never heard any barnyard noises coming from next door and we could practically shake hands through our windows. I guess the science of soundproofing has come a long way.
We're in townhouses and they had the kitchen window open.
Must... sleep... eyes... failing...
