As everyone knows all good things come in metal containers, but what's the best thing you can find in a tin?
A beating
Yummy calves brains
Beat that!
Best thing in a tin
I have a tin... I keep my special things in there. 
*sniffs Leevil's tin*
Tinned sweetcorn - delicious - hot or cold. It has to have the full amount of sugar added though - I don't like it when they mess with the formula for so called health reasons.
If I were forced to live in a nuclear shelter my first course of tinned sweetcorn would be followed by tinned pears in natural fruit juice and tinned custard.
I suspect it would be a shelter for one.
I like tinned sweetcorn too and spaghetti. Normal, hoops or letters.
Heinz Beans. Simple.
"Tinned sausages and beans... For when you know you've reached rock-bottom!" 
You can get knickers in a tin.
Quote: Jude @ July 31 2009, 11:48 PM BSTYou can get knickers in a tin.
Whilst you're wearing them?
Lager.
Quote: Jude @ July 31 2009, 11:48 PM BSTYou can get knickers in a tin.
And a vagina in a can.
A cock in a carton.
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Dammit, not more Dr Who spoilers!
And whose 'milk gravy' is it?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 11:57 PM BSTA cock in a carton.
Quote: Balf @ July 31 2009, 11:59 PM BSTDammit, not more Dr Who spoilers!