well said. How do I paste an image here?
Nice jokes Page 2
Quote: Ed Marks @ July 30 2009, 10:55 PM BSTHow do you get 51 clowns in a small car?
Smash them ALL in the face with an axe, for ages.
How do you get 51 cars in a clown?
You don't that'd be cruel/
ha..yes.
No more than 50 cars in a clown please, you know the rules.
Why should you make dough your bestman?
It always rises to the occaison.
How is that a nice joke? How?
Ok here's a nice joke!
What's beautiful, full of Arab Sea men and spread all over Paris?
The Sultan of Brunei's navy on a well wishing tour.
Quote: Griff @ July 30 2009, 11:38 PM BSTWhat's yellow and dangerous? The discharge from my cock.
I need a better smiley, but this one will have to do:
What did Tarzan say when he saw the apes coming?
"Here come the apes."
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin putting on lipstick with out a mirror.
What's black and white and red all over?
A Newcastle fan in the Millwall end.
How many caring, loving people does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, just one
But it has to want to change.
What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?...
They can smell it but they can't eat it!
(sorry, I know they were meant to be nice)
Why can't Goths do DIY?
They're always shelf harming.