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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 11:06 AM BST

I have a bored child who is currently bringing plenty of sand and water into the living room! But's it just more bloody work for me. Angry

You beat your OH until he couldn't walk, why not do the same with the child?

Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2009, 11:07 AM BST

You beat your OH until he couldn't walk, why not do the same with the child?

:O

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 11:06 AM BST

I have a bored child who is currently bringing plenty of sand and water into the living room! But's it just more bloody work for me. Angry

I found wham bars usually the best way to shut a child up. They are sticky but so worth it.

Until they finish them and then go hyper. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 11:12 AM BST

Until they finish them and then go hyper. :)

Yeah and then they crash hard. ;)

Ellie is on her third day off work through illness. The longest I've ever been off work! :(

Console

Too much exercise is my diagnosis.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Console

Too much exercise is my diagnosis.

It's called hanging out with sick people.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 31 2009, 2:32 PM BST

It's called hanging out with sick people.

You silly lady!

Now get well, immediately!

I am meant to be having a party tomorrow... I have to get better!

Scrubs is helping.

I wouldn't entirely trust the medical advice used in 'Scrubs' to aid your recovery. At best it only offers an education to undergraduate medical student level.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 31 2009, 2:36 PM BST

I am meant to be having a party tomorrow... I have to get better!

Loads of sleep. And water.
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The little 'un has just suggested that the Black Eyed Peas are maybe called that because they have some peas at home that they eat and the band all have black eyes.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 31 2009, 2:36 PM BST

I am meant to be having a party tomorrow...

Stupidest. Idea. Ever.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 31 2009, 2:36 PM BST

I am meant to be having a party tomorrow...

Swine flu party?

Quote: Aaron @ July 31 2009, 2:50 PM BST

Stupidest. Idea. Ever.

Wha? Why?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 2:37 PM BST

I wouldn't entirely trust the medical advice used in 'Scrubs' to aid your recovery. At best it only offers an education to undergraduate medical student level.

Indeed... although the morals make me happy.

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