Well the last dream I recall having was strangling a dog, and I'm certainly not doing that.
Is anyone living their dream? Page 2
Quote: Griff @ July 31 2009, 1:28 PM BSTNo.
Short and blunt, Griff. I like it! 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 31 2009, 1:29 PM BSTWell the last dream I recall having was strangling a dog, and I'm certainly not doing that.
Yet.
I've always wanted to become an actor, so no where near yet but I've still got plenty of time.
However, on a more serious tone, a career in medicine is where I actually want to end up but an acting career would be nice.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 1:30 PM BSTYet.
Well you can say that, but you'd be barking up the wrong tree.
I thangyo!
*gets coat*
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 12:56 PM BSTI wanted to be an undertaker. I don't know why I am not one.
I've asked a few undertakers how they got into the business. All of them said it was a family business they were born into. So I guess your parents weren't undertakers?
Quote: Robert D @ July 31 2009, 1:40 PM BSTHowever, on a more serious tone, a career in medicine is where I actually want to end up but an acting career would be nice.
Cue avuncular advice from Tim Walker.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 1:12 PM BSTThose chimps are asking for it.
Quote: Kenneth @ July 31 2009, 1:45 PM BSTCue avuncular advice from Tim Walker.
Along the lines of "don't".
Is anyone living a nightmare?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 1:47 PM BSTIs anyone living a nightmare?
Yeah, I'm addicted to this comedy forum. 
Quote: Kenneth @ July 31 2009, 1:45 PM BSTCue avuncular advice from Tim Walker.
Huh?
*sniffs Dolly's new avatar*
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 1:00 PM BSTA recurring dream I had as a chid was to own a magical flying elephant, with whom I'd go on exciting adventures all around the world.
So, yes, things turned out pretty much as I planned.
Quote: Kenneth @ July 31 2009, 1:45 PM BSTI've asked a few undertakers how they got into the business. All of them said it was a family business they were born into. So I guess your parents weren't undertakers?
No they are not. I can't help but feel I missed out on something.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 12:56 PM BSTI wanted to be an undertaker. I don't know why I am not one.
I used to know someone who worked in as an undertaker's assistant. Directly across the road from the McDonald's where she was also employed.
I am hoping that there was no Sweeney Todd-esque arrangement.
She quit her position at the undertaker after having to deal with a close family friend.
Quote: Aaron @ July 31 2009, 2:09 PM BSTI used to know someone who worked in as an undertaker's assistant. Directly across the road from the McDonald's where she was also employed.
I am hoping that there was no Sweeney Todd-esque arrangement.
She quit her position at the undertaker after having to deal with a close family friend.
McDonald's wouldn't do that, would they? 
Quote: Robert D @ July 31 2009, 1:40 PM BSTI've always wanted to become an actor
Ah. Yes, similar.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 2:12 PM BSTMcDonald's wouldn't do that, would they?
One would certainly hope not.
Although those Filet-o-Fish things are bloody suspicious.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ July 31 2009, 12:56 PM BSTI wanted to be an undertaker. I don't know why I am not one.
Unlike a lot of trades/jobs at the moment that are affected by the recession, a career as an undertaker will always provide a steady income.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 31 2009, 2:35 PM BSTUnlike a lot of trades/jobs at the moment that are affected by the recession, a career as an undertaker will always provide a steady income.
That said, if cryonics becomes available on the NHS then undertakers might not be rubbing their hands every time they scan the obituary columns.